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JFKFC

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  1. I think gatormarc is a fucking liar. I'm not talking about the number of SEC games a year. I'm not fact checking that and neither are you. I think gatormarc has been lurking around Texas message boards for decades, just waiting to drop his knowledge about SEC schedules from the 80s and he finally got his shot. It's a big day for him, for all of us really. You see, this goes back to the 90s when Colorado came to Austin and Rashaan Salaam ran for about 800 yards against us. I accidentally got drunk and threw a lot of ice into the visitors' seating section. I didn't want to do it but I did. Now, their board is meeting on Monday to sanction a hit on me. I knew this day was coming. Don't buy gatormarc's cover story. Plot twist. CU sent him to hunt me down. Well, I'm right here big boy. My wife is the biggest woman in Palacios, TX. You will have to go through her to get to me.
  2. I'm willing to testify against everyone who posted in this thread. It's about time we got you people off the street.
  3. Don't eat dinner, do some kind of cardio in the evening, take melatonin, smoke a left-handed cigarette, sleep like a baby.
  4. You piece of shit bigot. They don't have special underwear. They have magic underwear. No somebody go sign this Utah Tech defensive end, or whatever the hell is going on here.
  5. I know nothing about college hoops. I just don't want to lost to aggie.
  6. I'm willing to wager every dollar I have in my name that this guy smells like cigarettes.
  7. I thought Justice Finkley would be up to 260. There, I said it.
  8. Texas also said publicly it would join the SEC in 2025....until it could say otherwise.
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