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GhostRider

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  1. Well? Did you ever find a flapper that properly flaps without leaking?
  2. This past Saturday, the wife decided we needed a new table lamp. So off we go lamp shopping. Ten different stores ranging from Home Depot to Target to Rooms To Go to small little specialty shops. Four hours later we still could not find a lamp that she liked. Frustrated, we return home. I bring up Amazon and low and behold there are a plethora of lamps that are right up her alley. She picks one, I order it and it is delivered the next day. Sunday. They delivered a lamp in one day on a Sunday! Now I don't know if that model is sustainable, but it's gotdamn awesome in my book.
  3. I once shat in a hole in the floor on a moving train in India. So yeah, I'll pretty much shit anywhere.
  4. Hey there sugartits. You doin' okay? I think you might be lost.
  5. Yes, it's the same house. It eventually took the full length.
  6. Did I just see that dude wipe his ass, then take a drink of water with the same hand? How uncouth!
  7. So you're saying I can't turn my screen door into a boat?
  8. A few years ago, while snorkeling off the coast of Cozumel, I found a Ziploc bag with cash in it. It only came to a little over $30. I asked around the boat later if anyone had lost any cash, no one claimed it, so I gave it to boat crew as a tip.
  9. Before passing judgement, which one are you?
  10. Pretty much, except I only came out $180 ahead. What I found funny was right after I got my cash, the machine started making a lot of internal noise, then it put itself out of order.
  11. I once had an ATM spit out $200 when I asked for $20. Only $20 was deducted from my account and I never heard anything about it from the bank.
  12. Seems like something Kevin Morgan might be a part of.
  13. My main problem with Minnesota is that damn upside down W they use as an M. I just don't like it. No sir, not one bit.
  14. Ouch. I bet next time they tie a rope around the neck.
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