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Mez2

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  1. Smoovest swing this side of the Atlantic Ocean
  2. Puro pinche, Vince Young!
  3. The baddest motherfucker of all-time.
  4. Shadow didn't post well enough for us to win either
  5. Mez2

    Texas RB Talk

    Hold on to the fucking ball
  6. Puro pinche longhorns!!!
  7. Have they checked the local chuck e cheese?
  8. I'm turning Chuy into a catcher
  9. Tites
  10. Jesus christ putt, keep it in your pants
  11. Iron claw Unbelievable, yet believable. Fucking amazing.
  12. Chuy is too young, but yeah. He is like rafael belliard with more power to right field, barely.
  13. Pena sucks
  14. PM sent? Wait, wut
  15. What an ass whopping, incredible.
  16. Smells like fish, pero taste like chicken
  17. What's our current projection for o/u? Lazy and drinking margs at Alma; my wife is flying to Vegas right now and looking to throw some money down. Any other bets loom good, too? Feels like a question aimed at @Wulaw Hornor @henrygandorf, def not towards @UTPhil2006. He still owes me money something. I don't know what exactly but I'm sure he does.
  18. She has no soul, so there's that
  19. She's getting torched by astros fans on her Twitter page
  20. Flight and hotel booked for CDMX Puro pinche astros!
  21. I bet her dick is bigger than Pam Ward's
  22. Very racist, Phil. Even by your standards
  23. Can I have his watch?
  24. I'd eat the whole thing and then eat something else later that night while I'm still up after giving them kids a Melatonin and I'm on my 5th bourbon ginger ale watching the highlights of the texas game on YouTube before switching over to watch Chris stapleton videos.
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