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Mez2

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  1. Tites
  2. Jesus christ putt, keep it in your pants
  3. Iron claw Unbelievable, yet believable. Fucking amazing.
  4. Chuy is too young, but yeah. He is like rafael belliard with more power to right field, barely.
  5. Pena sucks
  6. PM sent? Wait, wut
  7. What an ass whopping, incredible.
  8. Smells like fish, pero taste like chicken
  9. What's our current projection for o/u? Lazy and drinking margs at Alma; my wife is flying to Vegas right now and looking to throw some money down. Any other bets loom good, too? Feels like a question aimed at @Wulaw Hornor @henrygandorf, def not towards @UTPhil2006. He still owes me money something. I don't know what exactly but I'm sure he does.
  10. She has no soul, so there's that
  11. She's getting torched by astros fans on her Twitter page
  12. Flight and hotel booked for CDMX Puro pinche astros!
  13. I bet her dick is bigger than Pam Ward's
  14. Very racist, Phil. Even by your standards
  15. Can I have his watch?
  16. I'd eat the whole thing and then eat something else later that night while I'm still up after giving them kids a Melatonin and I'm on my 5th bourbon ginger ale watching the highlights of the texas game on YouTube before switching over to watch Chris stapleton videos.
  17. This pillow fight sucked ass
  18. It should go down to who had the hottest chicks
  19. Coach Steve Garcia!!!
  20. The motherfucking Undertaker!
  21. Our nuts hang much longer than the rest
  22. I want a defensive score to leave no doubt
  23. Tejano fucks
  24. This isn't a snuff film quite yet, but it's close to nc-17
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