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SimonBolivar

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  1. Doesn't feel like it though. Chiefs feel like a cat toying with prey.
  2. Yet KC can taunt all game. Edit: But yeah worse
  3. Most come in on the 3rd so he's got even longer to wait than you think!
  4. Standing on the corner of Gmail and Yahoo Mail panhandling seems to be working fine for him.
  5. And she'll probably get the opportunity to sue him again after what he'll say on Truth Social tonight.
  6. There are going to be some pretty neat NFT's sold in the next few minutes to cover that plus an extra $100M for his troubles.
  7. Eliseo mows my lawn. He doesn't have any papers and he used to rent a house from my dad and bang my wife's mom, so he's like family and I don't want to take away money from family.
  8. This is true, I'm about the only L1 fan I've ever met but its a pretty poor league that is getting by on historical reputation and PSG these days.
  9. Bingo. "We did it we won! Now time to sit back and enjoy the 65th straight day of 100-degree weather in a war-torn shell of a state that is being reconstructed."
  10. You're only 59 miles from the SPAM museum so I'm not sure you have the right to ever complain about anything.
  11. Have you thought about Blackpool for a day? It finally answers the question, "What if you combined Branson and Galveston?"
  12. One big Jewish conspiracy
  13. Weird, who would have guessed he was capable of that?
  14. How many Venezuelan immigrants does it take to open up cachapa stands next to the taco stands on every corner?
  15. Ohhh I can't wait until he starts talking about how hydrogen is better than helium due to its position on the periodic table and consequently MUST be the choice for the CyberLoon.
  16. Will they really be able to call themselves straight after 2 months at sea with only men?
  17. Shakespeare was still active and doing some of his best work in and around 1605 (Othello, King Lear, and Macbeth).
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