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SimonBolivar

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  1. She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.
  2. I was working in Orlando for a bit and there was a night where your standard loud Florida storm came through in the middle of the night that didn't even warrant a Severe Thunderstorm Warning. The next day I was talking to a family from Northern Ireland, and they told me that they were huddled together in their hotel bathroom because they thought a tornado was coming. Poor pasty bastards.
  3. Glad it's coming out in the summer and not in the spring. I wouldn't want to be at the movies then leave to a "oh by the way you know how you live less than an hour from Jerrell? Well, you also have a tornado watch tomorrow."
  4. All that bump did to me was make me sad that Mike Leach is still dead.
  5. Yeah, it's a tough diagnosis but one you'll learn to live with. Can I interest you in a nice "45" knife set for the low low price of $59.99?
  6. I had to have a parent teacher conference in 1st grade because I kept putting my hand under my girlfriend's butt during story time. It's not my fault she liked it.
  7. Yeah but if Jeff Fisher was his coach then he'd be watching the Super Bowl after another successful 9-8 season.
  8. In an effort to make you feel old, he was retired before I was born so I've only seen him in highlights and have no idea how he would react to this.
  9. Man, I got prescribed some of that for a root canal and never took it because root canals are painless but did need to take some about a year later for a toothache over the weekend before going in to see the dentist and that stuff is great for a toothache.
  10. Whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? Is he still with them? You don't hear much about him these days. Is he out of the loop?
  11. So perfect for the halftime of a football game?
  12. It doesn't matter because MAGA won't even know it happened. They aren't following Joe Biden on Twitter
  13. I'm doing a research project on the civil religious memories of deceased US presidents, and I wonder if Trump's death will outshine John Tyler's in the public imagination. Wheeling Daily Intelligencer (VA soon to be WV) 1/24/1862
  14. I wasn't around back then but those helmets were fantastic.
  15. Humiliating others works for Trump with Republicans so it'll probably work for Putin here too.
  16. I dunno, a vodka filled lunch followed by watching skinny women in tights dance around sounds better than the usual 110-degree Northwest Oklahoma State game in mid-September.
  17. Stupid lib, everyone knows that the University of Phoenix and Grand Canyon University provide the best educations in the country.
  18. I have 9,000 posts on a sports message board for a school I didn't even attend and most of those posts are during working hours.
  19. I just realized that from k-12, undergrad, and grad school I had 0 black teachers/professors.
  20. There's too much economy, shut it down! For First Time in Two Decades, U.S. Buys More From Mexico Than China - The New York Times (nytimes.com)
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