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SimonBolivar

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  1. Yeah, we had the pledge of allegiance at our annual investors conference at work last month and it was certainly a "fuck this" moment. To be fair though, I hated the pledge as anti-American before this year. It was an extra level of "fuck this" now.
  2. Obviously fake. No way woke Wakanda would be lower than our new ally in Mordor.
  3. Vietnam thinking logic has something to do with this. They haven't heard Louis CK's accurate view of the United States
  4. I don't know if he can't read, but he doesn't read...which I guess is functionally the same thing.
  5. Yup, 5 out of 5 day and about to hit the Memphis area.
  6. Gigantic wedge tornado heading towards Lake City AR Damn it looks awful.
  7. I'm surprised he didn't attempt to annex them
  8. Not if in that time you destroy the entirety of the federal government.
  9. Stupid commie professor
  10. So many factory jobs! Those poor poor white South Africans. They've never caught a break!
  11. Well in good news for the right, I do feel owned today so that's a feather in their cap.
  12. Damn, I'm glad I'm glad World Market is a private company and not in my portfolio.
  13. He did a weird shuffle to get on the stage too.
  14. Trump said his tariff policies would generate “trillions and trillions of dollars to reduce our taxes and pay down our national debt.” lulz
  15. Trump is out there now with a cast of all stars including MTG and Hegseth.
  16. April 2, 2025, 4:03 p.m. ET2 minutes ago Zolan Kanno-Youngs Reporting from the Rose Garden Howard Lutnick, the commerce secretary, just entered the Rose Garden carrying a large poster board. He looked quite giddy for Trump’s tariffs event.
  17. Lol good one. They'd be treated like The Phillipines were after the Spanish-American War. A colony in everything but name where its population weren't allowed to vote in American elections, a trial by jury, or the ability to travel to the mainland once enough people complained about these "foreigners" taking their jobs. Be prepared to argue about "noncitizen nationals" like it's 1900 again.
  18. Both teams waste the opportunity with a draw.
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