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SimonBolivar

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  1. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Lord knows I need the education. Everytime I think I get it there is something else I missed.
  2. Off topic but the wife and I went to the LBJ Library last year and man it's really a fantastic museum.
  3. I got my employees some black and white cookies and a chocolate babka and none of them got the reference. I guess I should have gone with the cinnamon for the full effect. Because of this, next time they're only getting Ring Dings and Pepsi.
  4. Did she only get to keep two of them?
  5. Yeah that's why I like to mix them with the popcorn to kind of get the flavor and then the popcorn texture helps it out.
  6. I know they've been posted all over the board but damn these are the best store-bought basic tortilla chips. The ingredient list is perfect too: Stone Ground White Corn, Canola Oil, Trace of Lime, Salt On the flip, highly chemical, side I've had some luck with this mixture for tv snack night: + + +
  7. And the snake has the glass advantage too because I once watched this documentary where this English kid spoke to a snake and the glass disappeared allowing him to escape.
  8. Not exactly uplifting in a traditional sense, but Slaughterhouse-Five fills every other part.
  9. Python is bendy and the cage crushes the bear.
  10. This would be the most impressive pretzel logic of supposed originalists of all time if they somehow find in favor of the administration.
  11. Listen you Lancet Leach, he did his own research!
  12. Because educated people are doing the research.
  13. It's not as crazy as it sounds. It's sort of like that episode of King of the Hill where they figure out that Bill is the perfect American consumer and can predict the stock market because of his poor tastes. .
  14. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    That was my first idea but her school where she teaches at is shutting down and being absorbed so she has to move classrooms that week. I really wish it was a week or month later.
  15. I have the Fitbit Versa and love it (Star Trek face ftw). I use it for tracking my runs, sleep, alerting me to messages, and my heart rate. The only problem is that I can't track my days at the climbing gym because I don't want it to get caught and rip off my hand or skin or something. I do use the app to track calories most days and it works well enough generally. I also use the app to track calories/weight so it being all seamless is nice. I do like using the Runkeeper App though outside of Fitbit and find that it is a really great tool
  16. The simulation is sometimes too on the nose with its literary references.
  17. SimonBolivar replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    That last episode was a good one. So much to talk about.
  18. Well you have to expect UMass football will win out.
  19. Jesus she's a monster with vitriol like that.
  20. Everyone knows that Thomas is the only true gospel.
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