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South Austin

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  1. I’ve always liked “Born down in a dead man’s town.” Especially since Stephen King quoted it to kick off IT.
  2. Kids, noticing all this plight?
  3. A lot of apologies for a shitty beer menu. We’ll see about this.
  4. You’re confusing Shrinking with Shaking.
  5. South Austin

    Burgers

    Looked like he was using the burger as a stress ball. Rough time at work?
  6. Hey man, after $1,500 in repairs, it rides just like new, so your loss.
  7. Same here. I'm 50 and for the past several years I've for the most part lifted every set in the 10-12 rep range, with only a couple compound exercises in the 8 rep range. Between that and doing enough to engage my core, I've never felt the need for a belt.
  8. Am I the only one who's finding it increasingly easier to get a hard-on for Amy Coney Barrett?
  9. Might I suggest some reading in advance of such negotiations:
  10. I've had the misfortune of driving through Oklahoma twice in my life, in order to get to Kansas (which is also nothing to be proud of). When passing the Ardmore area on I35, I recall momentarily forgetting that I was in such a shithole state, because that part of the state actually has some very pretty terrain. That's all I got.
  11. A mom is accused of buying ammunition and tactical gear for her son, who authorities say was planning ‘mass targeted violence’ at a Texas school Pic of mom:
  12. Grift, graft, whatever it takes.
  13. We should keep Food & Travel together, and merge in the Quinn Ewers thread.
  14. Surely the teachers can also talk about how every judge to review such "discrepancies," including Trump appointees, found the claims bullshit, right?
  15. Pro tip: They speak English over there.
  16. Horrible?? She said it was her not me!!!
  17. Sorry, buddy, but you weren't grandfathered when you moved to Surly. Rules still apply. I'm board certified in Internet Message Board Law.
  18. The lib church (my church) says it won't help resettle the whiteys from South Africa. Episcopal Church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status
  19. We could solve this problem by attracting the best and brightest from other countries to fill these jobs and . . . . aw shit, never mind.
  20. My hope is that the test case challenge to this proposed legislation is a satire porn in which the actors depict Donald Trump fucking all of his children, a throwback to the Hustler ad with a satiric interview of Jerry Falwell talking about losing his virginity to his mother in an outhouse.
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