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Native Horn

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  1. Concur. Had to stop myself from eating the whole bag with a container of Julio's salsa.
  2. Undefeated.
  3. I mean, it's right there on the field.
  4. Some of y'all need to lay off the weed. THE University of Texas is not going to hire a high school coach in 2024. Fuck outta here.
  5. Automaker union rules stipulate a 3 hour lunch break for Tigers day games.
  6. That's not a knoife!!
  7. What a Maroon!
  8. Ummm, this is Surly, it's the same fucking thing. Get it together Pato!
  9. Really liking the versatility of Josh Smith, and he is a pesky batter.
  10. "Magic Prank Show" is pretty clever. A magician pranks family members - the set-up is well thought out and the magic is pretty amazing.
  11. Saw this at either Texas Union theater or Hogg, high af, and blew my mind.
  12. Translation?
  13. Appropriate typo is appropriate.
  14. columns and winning and shit
  15. bloody hell
  16. Fucking gas can.
  17. Paradigm Notes ftw. (Class of 1990)
  18. It sure would. Time's a wastin'.
  19. Let's send Kevin to beat dat ass.
  20. Probably one of those predatory lending car lots you see up and down IH-35
  21. Southpark Ghettoes, amirite?
  22. Ordered one for my mom on Amazon last November for the total price of $17.31.
  23. Ohhhhh. Thought you meant half of their games being home games. My bad.
  24. Maybe my sarcasm meter needs fixin', but Wrigley got lights 35 years ago.
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