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Native Horn

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  1. worthy of a slow golf flap, errrrr, golf clap
  2. "their Former Speaker, who is no longer Speaker..." Just the dumbest timeline.
  3. That's really the second-to-last thing we remember about you.
  4. Nero on his fiddle?
  5. Jesus. I'd probably have to have therapy after witnessing that in person.
  6. Max starting from pit lane with new engine and floor. Could be some type of advantage as he’ll stay out of potential mess at the start.
  7. Samesies. Thanks for the link!
  8. Yikes. From scoring a touchdown a few days ago, to dying. RIP sir.
  9. Your prose is quite eloquent. But I do want to chime in to say that the Georgia defense is nothing like they've had in the past. OU Sucks has a much better defense than them. Georgia is nowhere to be found in the various defensive statistical leaders. I believe they rank somewhere in the last quartile in sacks. Head-to-head, the Horns defense is light years better than Georgia (#nojinx). I certainly do agree with you about the coaching matchup though. Let's hope Sark finally gets past the mental block of choking against the Little Angry Bulldog.
  10. 21-shotgun salute?
  11. Holy shit, except for the nail biting at the end, the boys looked engaged and downright nasty. Still want to know the methodology of playing 10 yds off the opposing receivers.
  12. 63 horsepower?? Sorry Brat, gotta pass.
  13. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
  14. Hook 'em forever, legend.
  15. You sound charming. To the cart girls.
  16. I just winced.
  17. Holy shit, you're not kidding! Bet he has an Onlyfans.
  18. Now that's what I call false advertising!
  19. Sometimes. Whenever I'm picking up in the Testarossa, I do back in. With the Maybach, never.
  20. I'll tell you what it's really about, Al. It's about a three-day holiday. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
  21. Fo real! Has to be a Surl record.
  22. Also, "You can be my wing man any time." "Bullshit...you can be MINE."
  23. Talk-to-text is for lazy asses. On par with folks who say they have "read" 5 audiobooks this month. #shakingfistatclouds
  24. Yer mom majored in orthography! % 💯
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