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Native Horn

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  1. Black cubic zirconium trail?
  2. Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!
  3. What? You turned down the opportunity to eat Wiener in the parking lot?? Son, I is disappoint.
  4. Have some buddies in Norman who have one. I'll see what the asking price is. It had a rollover a few years ago, but I think they repaired it. Does require a few donkeys though.
  5. This is in theaters only at the moment, I believe.
  6. South Austin Beer Garden is a nice set-up. Tons of beers on taps, good TVs (with the sound on) and if it's like the last couple of seasons, they usually grill up burgers and/or dogs in the parking lot (free!).
  7. Pretty sure Wickline's mom went to med school after she finished working on SNL. Plus, she's a pediatrician, so would be a bit odd for her to have any health dirt on Lorne. Although, that is a tad kinky....
  8. Some clarification - his kids go to Regents in Austin. But yeah, an ex-MLBer fits certainly fits right in with the Cheeto crowd....
  9. Native Horn

    Colonoscopy

    Wow, starting prep a week out from the procedure? That's a bowl strategy, Cotten.
  10. Apparently, the way that they are going to tape or brace his fingers/hand involves a cast.
  11. I do like the feature on Prime that shows you the actors names in that scene when you hit pause. Other than that, yeah, it's terrible.
  12. My girlfriend says Jimmy Fallon is on her "hall pass" list. I was like, okaaaaaaaaaayyyy... Whatever, we both have Salma Hayek on our lists. Now THAT, I can get behind.
  13. E Hogan on ESPN radio this morning (paraphrasing): "Really love going from eight games to nine games in conference play. We'll get 16 more games in the SEC!" I'm thinking he doesn't understand that it takes two teams to play in a game.
  14. This should give us great comfort that he is overseeing such an important project for the American people. I mean, look at that pic. He is as wide as he is tall.
  15. I hope they mohsly did!
  16. DEI hire, duh!
  17. With fingers, apparently. NTTAWWT.
  18. Interesting. I been thinking about getting my colon cleansed.
  19. the googles AI says the average ypc for 2024 NCAA running backs was 4.4. But yeah, 4.7 is still barely better than average.
  20. Made the same $100 bet at Bellagio early June. Also wanted to bet the softball team to win the NC, but "we don't have a line on softball." Da fuk?
  21. My sources tell me that they both carry stout lunchpails.
  22. Fortunately this was not the case in 1977. RIP Danny. Been almost ten years now.
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