Jump to content

Native Horn

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3320
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Native Horn

  1. Native Horn

    Roofman

    Saw it yesterday not expecting much. It was really great entertainment - campy in parts, very touching in others. Channing Tatum does a fantastic job. Highly recommend!
  2. It's kidney stones y'all. Not a death sentence.
  3. My professional opinion (and I’ve spent many years not coaching or playing football) is that our O-line is very bottom tier and our D-line has been sniffing its undies and thinks they don’t stink. And that, in combination, is hard to overcome. #captainobvious
  4. Six fucking sacks. Embarrassing.
  5. Thank god this thread is back on track.
  6. I think earlier in this thread or maybe Heds and The Boys that this Sgt. Major fella is/was a Green Beret, Delta operator with serious street cred.
  7. Lootenant Bevo, where are your laigs!
  8. Oh Pawwwwllll, you'd make a great senatuh! You can overheah everythang!
  9. Gum Slut = Bubble Butt (and yes, I know...)
  10. Not gonna lie, I thought from your description that the hunters were struck ded by lightning and then eaten by bears. Although it would bearly matter, I suppose.
  11. Tauma Division. Sounds exciting!
  12. To be fair, Stormy Daniels says that wouldn't be very deep at all.
  13. Understand it? They can't even pronounce it.
  14. Good night, sweet manly prince.
  15. I don't know shit about fuck regarding ballistics, but how can one bullet create five separate wounds?
  16. Holy complicated sentence. I think what you mean is that Red Bull is better off without Horner than aggy is without Jimbo?
  17. Amex Platinum raising annual fee from $695 to $895 beginning end of the year. Seems like there are some new benefits (Lululemon credit?).
  18. And then, Sally perfected her cookie recipe.
  19. Inciting violence "in morte."
  20. Two-percenter! JK, kick that cancer's ass.
  21. Wow, that blows. She was one of the few cast members who seemed to really give it her all. And she's gorgeous to boot.
  22. His right labia majora appears to be quite tense. Maybe he's close?
  23. Good job folks, Daily Texan thread about Charlie Kirk shooting nuked from orbit.
×
×
  • Create New...