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Native Horn

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  1. Well there goes THAT reputation.
  2. OK, the toaster method is regarded beyond words. As pictured above, you fine folks need to invest in a comal.
  3. To be fair, AG Paxton has a lazy eye. Probably hard for him to focus.
  4. Maybe try another Rosa's Cafe location?
  5. Probably CH4, given the "Stanco" in his user handle.
  6. I also remember checking exam scores in the hallways of various UT buildings that listed name and full SSN. Crazy to think about now.
  7. In on Page 1. Hope we bounce our Tetas in the Ashos face this season.
  8. username checks out
  9. I have heard them referred to as "cumbrellas."
  10. The royal "we"?
  11. Hey, does anybody know if HP is a sponsor for Ferrari?
  12. Phrasing.... But, so happy for you and your dad!
  13. Epitome of an "alpha" male who calls himself an alpha male.
  14. Well, Magico, I suggest you not drop the ball on Neeta's lunch tomorrow. Jason's Deli is usually a hit.
  15. I would pay a lot of money to be in a tent with Helly/Helena. Dayum.
  16. This actually resonates.
  17. Dammit. At least he wasn't accused of splitting the uprights.
  18. He's an impressive dude. Seems very well-grounded. Hoping he is as good as we think he can be. "I don't have a Lambo" lulz.
  19. That's real world talk.
  20. Dammit Jiggy, you had me thinking today was Thursday!
  21. Brisket, nobody has ever accused you of not having a way with words, but this is some of your finest work. I am so sorry that the impetus for it was losing your awesome father. May he rest in peace, and may you think of him every time your fishing line goes taut.
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