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Native Horn

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  1. It was definitely more high-falutin' than that. It wasn't at Boomerz, for gosh sakes!
  2. So TxTow moved from the Friday boy's lunch group to the men's group, eh?
  3. Oddly enough, I am quite sure I was at that same happy hour. The more ya know!
  4. Native Horn

    BC @ FSU

    Tight race with aggy Weigman
  5. I feel it is well within the parents' discretion, at minimum, to have some input on where their children further their education if they are the ones stroking the checks. Or at least overriding a terrible choice.
  6. This is unforgivable. MAYONNAISE on a burger?? GTFOH.
  7. Marty Byrde had to go through much more complicated steps to launder money in the fictitious "Ozark." Yet here's a candidate for the U.S. presidency, doing it openly and unashamedly. AMERICA, F YEAH!!!
  8. So, the Super Bowl. I'll allow it.
  9. Officially triggered
  10. "That ain't your goddam job, fat boy!" -Joe Jamail Field, probably
  11. Wit, dammit. Wit! Sheesh.
  12. Your razor-sharp with is on point. Deion gonna flame out soon.
  13. So that's how it is in your family.
  14. He outranks Major Applewhite!
  15. The rose goes in the front, big guy.
  16. Kevin ain't skeered!
  17. Just like my best golf drive!
  18. Noah was the only one of the three on Three Guys on Sports who actually seemed to know what he was talking about. I believe he's a Michigan guy, so I hope he's sad after the second game.
  19. Sorry bro.
  20. A Chick-fil-A that doesn't have a drive-through? Or would that be too much human interaction?
  21. Rumors that Erxleben is on campus doing community service as a volunteer assistant. When Bert starts kicking straight-on this year, the rumor shall be confirmed.
  22. Go on..... Wait, nevermind.
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