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Native Horn

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  1. Well, rumor has it that Mercedes couldn't get their cars fired up for FP1 today.
  2. X, 1, X, X, X
  3. Pretty sure there aren't gators in Africa.
  4. That is supremely badass, Superhero. Also, yer mom has some amazing melons.
  5. Texanized it for ya.
  6. Actually came in to type this, but didn't have the balls. Nicely done, Mac.
  7. Amen to this. Alternatively, some douchebag lawyer stole Pizza Hut's 444-4444. Assmunch. Sheeeeit, it was PONG when I started going there. #old On a related note, I was the account manager for the Mr. Gatti's 401(k) plan over 30 years ago. Suffice it to say, those folks didn't save much, even the executives. I feel like they were HQ'd in Kerrville, if memory serves.
  8. I feel like in a few years, that will be viewed as a yuge fuck-up by Ferrari. Just one in a line of many recently, especially on race day.
  9. JimCarreyDumbandDumberWellYeah.gif
  10. The say what now?
  11. Pos rep for "butt-vomits."
  12. Strong to quite strong.
  13. Makes ya wanna vomit, don't it?
  14. The signage at AUS is abysmal. And constantly changing. Fast Park & Relax ftw.
  15. Have you kicked its ass yet?
  16. AKA, a "Reveille Year"
  17. Point of order, folks: It's Kenedy County, not Kennedy.
  18. SQ1 underway...
  19. Not in the new-ish Terminal 4.
  20. I mean, Dotard says "it's 112." Stern appears to agree. Jesus man, it's not 112.
  21. What is your mother's maiden name?
  22. My girlfriend, who went with me on the trip (no pics), didn't pay it until day of departure from Cancun. Nobody asked her about it either.
  23. I paid this online before departing from AUS to Cancun. You link it to your passport # when you pay it. I was never asked anything else about it, so not sure if it is necessary.
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