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Native Horn

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  1. Another episode where manchild Kyle is confined to bed until the last few hours of the charter. Bet he doesn't mind taking that fat tip though. (Just the tip).
  2. My go-to at Starbucks (on the two times a year I frequent one) is "Maxx. With two Xs."
  3. Thank the TX lege for making it legal to carry machetes (spears, sabers and swords too!) around now. The only way to stop a bad person with a machete is a good person with a katana!
  4. Ferrari missing out by not revealing their red car on Valentine's.
  5. "He said, I can smell your c***."
  6. And I am sure that his gasoline purchasing experience over his lifetime is close to or equal to zero.
  7. Do you even DSW bro? The selection, and even more importantly, the scenery is pretty great.
  8. Sheeeeit, I paid $58.03 a couple of weeks ago! Oh, you mean per gallon. Maybe on some stretch of the PCH or Death Valley? Prolly not.
  9. Wordle 934 X/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 Fuck yo Tuesday.
  10. Running rampant!
  11. Oh, he ALSO threw a Coke on someone?
  12. He'll probably get off with probation and a minimum feline.
  13. Is he pranking himself with that? What in the actual...
  14. I bet the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers were open though.
  15. May wanna check the phrasing on the Tweet about the coins. They're noted as "Sugar Bowl Coon Toss Coin."
  16. Sounds like a fairly dangerous janitor gig, but thank you for your service.
  17. Phrasing.
  18. Mercedes Bonez?
  19. Is that motherfucker 84 years old?
  20. Why does Rice play Texas? Because it's hahd!
  21. Great peashooter. From the wear on it, looks like you shoot lefty?
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