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SydneyCarton

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Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. Sure, but that's not what you said. You said the opposite of that: When someone says contradictory things in almost back to back posts, it's kind of hard to take anything they say at face value. Are you just an easy liar? Is it a communication issue, where you simply struggle to say what you mean? If it's that last one, I bet a better education could have helped out with that...
  2. The FilmGuy guy his start as a Georgia 995er, so...He's from Georiga, went to a small college in Georgia, and worked for a GA based sports website for awhile. He's fine to watch, but at the same time, the guy is also a biased fan.
  3. A degree doesn't need to be critical to remember things from conversations folks have with each other. Does one need a degree to remember that my neighbor has 2 kids? Does one need a degree to remember Thursday is trash day? You know, it's almost like behavior is demonstrating intelligence here.
  4. I find it weird that you have conversations with people, assuming you haven't also HIRED people, and can't/don't remember important facts in their life, like where they matriculated. I also love the nice little attempt at a dig there, like I or anyone else doesn't actually work in a results driven field. Outside of government and general bureaucracy, I'd argue that most fucking fields are results driven.
  5. Unfortunately, Slorch, we know. We all know. As for the degree, I dunno, I can draw a direct line from the University of Texas to exactly where I am in life, starting with using the UT job board for new graduates to land my first real job, to the people (other UT alum) I met at that job, to their businesses I've invested in, to my business they've invested in, which has allowed me to provide for my family and have a pretty good life. And that doesn't include the shared joy of UT sports as a great complimentary aspect of my life. I would say the degree I have, and specifically where it came from, made almost all the fucks. The only thing my degree hasn't facilitated is meeting my wife at a bar.
  6. I don’t care if there’s zero construction and 8 lanes in each direction existing, it’ll still suck.
  7. I really appreciate the publisher's innate understanding of the target audience. "PICTURES INSIDE GUYS"
  8. I can find a hundred posters who feel the same way about you, without breaking a sweat, Slorch. You've had to change handles and then come back and get outed for your obvious behavior.
  9. I appreciate every reminder I see that Toby Keith is fucking dead.
  10. So basically it’s a microcosm of the rest of America? hopefully they haven’t found a way to ruin sports gambling and Pieros.
  11. That tree in the forefront looks cool AF.
  12. OP should by this place. Outskirts of the Denver area. You'd need to build a new house or invest heavily in a renovation, but 22 acres of land with those views as well as river access, backing up to a national forest, is a good deal. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24676-River-Meadow-Dr-Buffalo-Creek-CO-80425/295313986_zpid
  13. Driving Between Houston and Dallas - Don't Do It.
  14. Eh, I think he's pretty accurate in that statement: https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas/2024/gamelog/ UT's Rushing in the following games against "better" opponents: GA 1: 27 for 29 yards, average 1.1 GA 2: 28 for 31 for, average 1.1 Arizona St: 30 for 53, average 1.8 Ohio State: 29 for 58, average 2.0 "Good" teams we ran the fuck over: Clemson, Michigan, OU, Texas A&M. Except we all know those were not all that fucking great.
  15. Gimme Cruz at center and shuffle the rest around accordingly.
  16. Based on the color of those blue jeans maybe 1984.
  17. I had like 1k in cash from my HS job. At the time, Apple Stock was at $1, and Steve Jobs had just returned. I thought about buying 1k in apple stock. Instead, I spent 500 on a receiver and speakers for music and watching movies. Good choice, Sydney.
  18. You and I are on similar timelines, although I'm nowhere near close to my required goal to be able to retire at 55. I've got 10 more years, and some things need to go right for me to get there, but I'm optimistic. Additionally, I want to be able to have a retirement nest egg and income large enough to be able to help our kid out. It seems to be a pretty shitty world he's going to inherit, so being able to send him to school debt free, and if necessary, help him get his first house early and help him into that, or help him weather whatever the job market looks like is on my list of priorities. Every plan I have is to be able to live solely off the retirement interest and still save some amount per year without touching the principle. So if my nest egg profit/dividends/whatever are 300k a year, after taxes, we'd better be able to live off 200k, for example. How're you going to get around the citizenship thing? She French?
  19. Even more insufferable, then. It's not like there's some kind of cap or top-out on egotism. For fuck's sake, look at the guy. He already thinks he can rock "disheveled hobo" as an adult male outside of Silicon Valley. The fucking hubris.
  20. Dont compliment him, he's going to become insufferable.
  21. Just a general heads up, boys, prepare your anus or maybe take the afternoon off. The child is back on the amphetamines again.
  22. I'd kill most of you if Manning's throwing motion resembled the ear level release of the 3rd photo. Gonna keep my tits nice and agitated, thank you.
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