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SydneyCarton

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  1. You realize only one of the two names you've mentioned plays the same position as Stroh, right?
  2. if that motherfucker is "ahead of schedule" in development, then we might as well actually fire flood tomorrow, and I'm not a "fire flood" guy. 3 years to perpetually trip over your feet and wind up on your ass isn't "ahead of schedule," it's behind schedule. If this trend line continues he'll be playing year 4 in a wheelchair, Taylor Doyle style. By year 5 he'll have had his feet amputated because of diabetes. I don't think I've ever heard the phrase "use his athletic limitations to be effective" in regards to sports in my life. I don't think this is the same thing as a dude with a tiny dick getting really good at eating pussy. What's he going to do, master the art of tripping and landing on top an opposing DT? I think he's tried that, and it doesn't work. It doesn't work for anyone not named Finch starring in a Hollywood movie with late 80's Goldie Hawn, really.
  3. We we talking about football players on this thread? Because I didn't see this specified and your post directly talks about kids of Texas alums being sent to Arkansas? We're you talking about kids of former players? Because I must have missed that mass exodus. We're NOT Talking about a student's experience? Because this was YOUR post: About the only thing I can glean from last two posts is that not even you know what the fuck you're/we're talking about on this thread. It's like we're walking in a conversation that you're halfway through having with yourself.
  4. He's been in the program 3 years. What year, exactly, is it normal for an OL to grow into Not Horrible feet?
  5. Who are the powers that be in college football in this instance? Campbell was in line to be the college football czar, when this presidential administration was mulling over appointing one. I'm not sure what anyone can do to stop Tech from spending as much money as campbell is willing to spend at this point.
  6. I give a fuck about academics. And I care about academics for my kid when he's going to go to college. I can't speak to anyone else's thoughts and experiences as a parent, but it matters to me and mine. What a dumb statement. If you're definition of "top notch" is a college campus that isn't hideous and kids can get fucking laid, well, I guess we can just agree to have different standards.
  7. So who's paying you to show up regularly and debase yourself on surly with horrible takes? Simmons and Lea are both Vanderbilt alums, and have gotten some pretty decent investment in facilities. I'm not saying Lea won't leave for another job, but both have been pretty vocal about making Vanderbilt a regular football power. And they've been pretty successful so far in taking steps to that direction. I'm not sure Lea will leave for another program at this point, and certainly Simmons isn't going to follow him just because...Simmons is already extremely wealthy. I think these guys want their school to win at football.
  8. To reinforce your point, I swear that I’d heard an announcer yesterday say bama had won 10 of the last 11 against GA. It seemed insane, so I looked it up. Other than the win in the national title game, GA hasn’t beat bama since 2007.
  9. You go to Matt’s on a weekend night because it’s just dripping with hot ass. Foods fine, whatever. The scenery is elite. What in life actually gives you joy?
  10. What an obvious knock off of “what starts here changed the world.” Rent free, as always.
  11. You’ll miss lots of nuance, but sure. I’d watch the last 4-5 episodes of season 5. You need to see Ashoka leave the Jedi order.
  12. View on Instagram.
  13. Nah, nothing specific. I don't have any joint pain, yet. I just have heard that IV peptides are basically the new version of HGH. Curious what other stuff folks are taking just to feel better, etc. Figured I'd ask a doctor since the topic came up.
  14. No. I never kept up, and going back and watching 30+ seasons of something just to be abreast of all the jokes is a bridge too far at my age.
  15. Alright doc, what peptides are you all about?
  16. So this actually sounded good in your head before you posted it?
  17. I swear Rumble was from the Midwest, like Nebraska or something.
  18. Wasn't that RumbleFishStix or something? I think we assumed that dude died.
  19. I dunno. Everyone I know who's moved or lived abroad for extended periods of time loves their healthcare.
  20. That is the house BO&W would build if he won the powerball, right down to the 2-pac poster over his bunk beds.
  21. Holy shit Trooper Taylor still has a job as a college coach.
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