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llanoflash

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  1. Sam was pretty damn good on the gas chromatograph.
  2. Quincy was awesome. never missed it. These CSI mofos today couldnt carry his jock.
  3. I know dipshits like Bobo. What a fucking dork. he is not funny. his dumbassery is old and i fucking hate when he is on.
  4. this dude had a fucking phone in his car. no shit.
  5. i had nothing to do. went and saw this. it was pretty damn good.
  6. this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.
  7. Kuchar broke a four-year victory drought in November, winning in Mexico with local caddie David “El Tucan” Ortiz on the bag in place of his normal looper, John Wood. Ortiz spoke this week to Golf.com and explained that, after Kuchar took home a winner’s check for $1.296 million, he received only $5,000 for his services. https://www.golfchannel.com/news/matt-kuchar-defends-decision-pay-caddie-5k-after-mayakoba-win?utm-tags=golf1304000 this does not seem cool.
  8. several years ago Sandstone Mountain ranch had a tiger. went to see it a few times. he was scary as shit up close. you know he could tear you in half in about 2 seconds. he was about 350lb or maybe a little more. he purred and it sounded like a chain saw. they would hang tires on a chain for him to play with. he would reduce a steel belted radial into a mass of metals shards. he would chase a bowling ball around like a ball of yarn. cat is still cat.
  9. this page just got weird. is that a zenomorph bout to pop out?
  10. csb: me and charles whited and another dude snuck behind clear springs apartments in san marcos and fished in sping lake. it was fun.
  11. yeah. me too. that dude keeps a very tidy house.
  12. my mom was proud of this baby. had leather(vinyl), bad ass stereo (8 track) and was automatic!
  13. ours is so clean the virgin mary herself is proud to go in there and take a dump. not really... there is no wifi and the guys in this building only eat haggis or something like it.
  14. "Officers said she continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle." that is some intense determination right there.
  15. no more.. oh shit... it is 8:45 on saturday night? why cant i go buy a fucking beer till noon?. fuck your church bullshit.
  16. yes.. one of the bears in those pics was shot by a rancher. i saw it. the rancher is gone now so it doesnt matter-- but fuck i was mad that he did that. it was actually in the late 90s.
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