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MAUFRAIS

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Everything posted by MAUFRAIS

  1. Cooper Manning is not rich. He doesn’t even manage a Nissan dealership in Longview.
  2. Still have the R.O.B. from the Nintendo I bought in 1986.
  3. MAUFRAIS replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    A special day, surrounded by people who weren’t his head coach.
  4. This is the one I vote for. Only documentary I’ve ever seen with no interviews and no narration. Just a video montage. Then the Talking Heads at the end was perfect.
  5. Hang Zone is monitoring the embarrassment that is McConaughey’s cult revival today.
  6. Pussies
  7. MAUFRAIS replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    In the Pickens Wing
  8. Murderin’ dilettante.
  9. Maybe he can go to shooting camp at WAYA this summer.
  10. He’s got aids?
  11. MAUFRAIS replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    That process is fascinating. I can not imagine the fights outside of DKR if a loss meant we were getting sent down to FCS.
  12. MAUFRAIS replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Every player from ut that has won the heisman has a statue.
  13. I ain’t got no crystal ball
  14. MAUFRAIS replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Dkr
  15. The book “rammer jammer yellowhammer” predates their recent dynasty and is really good. I remember one chapter about some rich guy who would stand by the tunnel at the end of the game and book it to that airport right when the clock hit zero and time himself trying to get home fastest. I can’t remember where he lived though. Good book to read before this trip.
  16. MAUFRAIS replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    How do the Eskimo’s feel about Joe’s?
  17. Howler Brothers should sell a fashionable life jacket with pearl snaps. They’d make the real killing.
  18. The strong swimmer line was just about the funniest thing I ever heard when I was a kid. Now rewatching it, Harry Shearer’s reply to it is even better. What an amazing piece of work.
  19. I would imagine after the uptown enchilda bar block and the graduate hotel get built, then Tcby down to Pizza Hut will sell and get redeveloped.
  20. My life will improve greatly when Bally’s and LHN cease to exist.
  21. Yeah hopefully by the end of the season it isn’t viewed as an upset.
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