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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Jazz was pretty cool but not as good as Babe’s.
  2. Sorry that moving here didn’t give you a personality.
  3. And now time is my time time is my own And I feel so alive yet feel so alone 'Cause you know you're the one and that that hasn't changed Since you were nineteen and still in school waiting on a light On the corner by sound exchange
  4. Yeah, but Colorado saves money on glade plug ins.
  5. They all say “ball” now. It’s really cool!
  6. It’s kind of cool if your buddy dies down there now.
  7. Show me da gold. I want da gold.
  8. So now social work to mccombs, mccombs to dobie. Chop chop. I’m tired of looking at that abandoned poke place.
  9. I don’t complain at all. My life is awesome. I do wish the football team would improve.
  10. Upper than a motherfucker. Will be entertaining to play speculative real estate arbitrage games later.
  11. She gets free anal bleaching too.
  12. MAUFRAIS replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Dirty’s needs to get rid of the stupid blue barrels, the circus tent out front, and the cheap as fuck looking vinyl signs. You’re almost a goddam century old! Act like it!
  13. Hud was gonna sell ‘em before grandpa got a chance to blow ‘em up.
  14. I’ve heard of cutting edge technology, but this is ridiculous!
  15. That’s the climax of enemy of the state.
  16. Kids liked it. I could have survived without seeing it. Lots of grown up weirdos without kids all dressed up in Mario gear at the Alamo, which added to my kids enjoyment.
  17. Remember when that dude blew himself up outside their football stadium? That was weird.
  18. Damn. Fuck. Shit.
  19. Guess … what … Steve inskeep .. has … in his underpants
  20. It’s la llorona
  21. I will merely contribute that thespians and paddlers solve similar issues with the terms stage right and river right.
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