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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Here’s a hotel phone, shove it up your twin sister’s pussy and call someone who cares
  2. I like the part when Texas State plays against Southwest Texas.
  3. That sounds like a plan.
  4. I wish we would do whatever we need to do to juke the stats just enough to be above Florida.
  5. Does anybody have the picture of the 2 guys who kind of looked like the 2 enuses from Smokey and the bandit at the aggy Arkansas game or maybe a cotton bowl? If I remember, they were wearing maroon suits, ties and cowboy hats. Couldn’t find it on aggypedia.
  6. MAUFRAIS

    Colonoscopy

    I didn’t think that was too bad. Unpleasant peeing out of my butt, but I have been to Plucker’s before. Procedure was totally fine. They told me to move onto my left side and then I woke up half an hour later with a Dr Pepper in my hand. All clear. So now I’ve got to try some pill camera Innerspace thing to see if maybe it’s my intestines that are bleeding.
  7. Stop drop and roll doesn’t work if you have a boner.
  8. I’m never watching the simpsons again!
  9. I bet those other teams fucking hate Wrexham.
  10. Is the quarterback ok? We should send him a cookie bouquet.
  11. MAUFRAIS

    Colonoscopy

    Doing mine Thursday. Have tickets for the Spoon ACL taping Wednesday night but figure that wouldn’t be prudent.
  12. MAUFRAIS

    Austin FC

    When will the next one be? Gonna scalp and front run like a mug.
  13. You like Jeffrey Dahmer. Got it.
  14. I’ll be curious to see if he maintains his position after viewing replays and talking to other people. I’ve got my money on a self righteous fit, though.
  15. Head butting Texas players before getting punked by Baylor.
  16. Reminds me of Tom Herman.
  17. They look like those shitty practice uniforms late era Mack introduced.
  18. Got all my dad’s N gauge shit to sell. Going to give each family member one piece for Christmas then liquidate the rest. Sad but oh well.
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