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Chooky

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  1. Aranda has always seemed a little off. I like him as a defensive coach. But there's something naturally sinister about him. He reminds me of Arnold Vosloo in 'The Mummy.' His robotic speaking style is bizarre. It kind of feels like you wouldn't be too surprised if he was giving an interview and a beetle scurried out of the corner of his mouth, crawled across his chin and entered back into the other corner while he continued talking without acknowledging it.
  2. They are certainly a shit sandwich conveyor belt that turns their qb's into Lucy at the factory.
  3. The best thing the Browns could probably do is just throw every flavor of shit sandwich at Shedeur and see how he handles it. Just barrage him with bullshit.
  4. Also Dave, midget is not the preferred nomenclature.
  5. I think tap it. Not hold.
  6. Yeah, but he played wacky music over Sark saying the exact same thing Smart said. Then no wacky music over what Smart said. The wacky music made Sark sound less authentic. If you play Kirby's soundbite next to a boing sound and a toilet flushing it feels like he's not being as genuine.
  7. Have you boycotted punctuation? If so, what are your demands?
  8. "I will show you sumthin if you want to act stupid." -- after he showed him something for acting stupid.
  9. This happened in February and they're investigating it now because the video gained steam. SPOIlER: The people who are investigating themselves well find that they acted accordingly to procedure based on the situation that was presented. Will they reflect on whether it's necessary to escalate a motorist's minor moving violation of not having lights on during the day into property destruction and physical violence? No. No they will not.
  10. Tons of incompletions but at least we aren't having our face sliced off by a Mexican cartel. My hat isn't made out of live hornets, which has been pretty nice.
  11. As indeterminate as your method may be, the percentage would still come down when I factor in QB/WR combos who lit their own flatulence while in the process of attempting a fade route. They had a dismal success rate. Inarguably.
  12. Fades to Xavier Worthy in close games made me want to shave my head and bite into a cocktail glass and chew it like popcorn.
  13. Hilarious that people are still buying this. Kirk click Bohls did his lazy nonsense and it stuck.
  14. If you guys start arguing about the WNBA I'm gonna light a Nari Shakti Puraskar Award on fire and resurrect Nicolas Chauvin to ejaculate on it. I stand by my statement.
  15. That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two.
  16. Yesterday the files didn't exist. Now they were written by Obama. You'd have to be really focused on your acquiescence ritual, like on a deeply spiritual level, to buy this pound of ham. BOTH SIDES!
  17. That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something.
  18. I, for one, have forgotten all about Jody Epstein, whatever his name is -- whoever he might be. Trump should bomb Puerto Rico and wipe this news off of the forefront.
  19. Who is "they?" Yeah, I guess i agree. "They" really need to flush all of this into the open. It appears at least one side of the House, in entirety, doesn't want that to happen. The other side, however ... .
  20. Well, it'd be nice to know, wouldn't it? Who could make that happen right now?
  21. This is our concern, dude.
  22. You absolutely understand why this is newsworthy. The House vote was meaningless to what the DoJ would be required. It looked more like a loyalty test. The Man Who Wears Makeup just got a wet turd slung into his face and wants everyone back on the reservation. The best they could do is a gesture of solidarity. The Orange, Butterscotched Quaffed One, and a huge bulk of his cabinet, have been sqwawking about transparency over this single issue for two years. It was basically the cornerstone of the entirety of the Vice President's campaign talking points. Now an abrupt change of priority. Nothing to see here. You're pretending this is a non story, for political reasons, while you squeal about politics being discussed in the DT. You understand that this is foul. But you're here to insist that you aren't acknowledging it while you acknowledge it. You look silly.
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