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Chooky

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  1. The best I can seem to do is stay in cover 1 and mix in stunts here and there and the occasional palms or quarters on 3rd and really long. But zone on standard downs is useless. I like to sometimes user an edge player and they made that entirely useless. You can have a 99 overall edge rusher of any archetype and they'll stick to a 70 overall tackle - literally just get stuck to them. None of the rushing moves work. It's pretty amazing that they haven't addressed it for this long. I glanced at the reddit page and EA's forum to see if it was bothering others and, hoo boy, it is pissing many people off. These developers are either incompetent or they're working with a terrible engine or dated tech.
  2. Since the latest patch, pass defense completely blows. Zone coverage is a mess. They just drift into a place completely unconnected to whatever is happening. They just watch people cross in front of their face while they continue to drift in the other direction.
  3. 987,643,252 "I'm a man" jokes for the rest of the week is gonna be awesome. Hilarious.
  4. "It was madness. Fat guys glistening like salt pork were throwing slow, lumbering haymakers. One guy got punched and he shit out a perfectly intact, unchewed chicken wing and an unopened can of Monster Energy. The entire area smelled of warm milk and a jar of pennies. Denim shorts were flying everywhere. Bon Jovi."
  5. Fat Cincinnati fans in jerseys fighting each other with a Bon Jovi song playing in the background. Riveting. There needs to be an NFL game played on the deck of a discount cruise where Waffle House is the primary vendor.
  6. Stroh is a stumbling lummox. A walking net negative on the line in every way. Oddly, the staff seems entirely committed to his detrimental presence. He played every snap. I find it really difficult to believe there's anyone on that unit that's worse than him. If so, an even greater indictment on Flood's unfolding buffoonery.
  7. Sark has always acknowledged the obvious things that everyone sees in his press conferences. This year he's trying to "win" the press conference like some weak ass Mack Brown bullshit.
  8. That's not all you need, my little amigo.
  9. Closeted Baylor ghouls.
  10. Poor guy lives every moment constipated and sunburnt.
  11. Ironically, Texas was a 10 pt favorite when UCLA won 66 - 3.
  12. It's meaningfully applicable both ways, really, but I've never been certain about the correct usage. A little column A, a little column B.
  13. Damn. This is painfully perfect.
  14. Arch Manning fucking sucks.
  15. Sark should just punt every time he's in first and goal. He just fucking sucks at every aspect of short yardage situations.
  16. It's called a Poggi sling. Accept it before it devours you.
  17. I imagine seaton will have a huge price tag.
  18. CU just won't ever run the ball and stick to it. Seaton would be an interesting transfer prospect. I imagine he'll have a lofty share of offers.
  19. Houston will bone this.
  20. When I see a SizzleChest post immediately followed by a HenryJames post I get excited then terrified.
  21. Did you walk in there with just the monitor?
  22. Nobody beats out Zappe, except most people. It's Zappening.
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