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lemonandaturd

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  1. They had 19-year-old piss heads, serge butts, pot bangers, boot sliders, and milkmen on the job. They don't need no stinkin' engineers. Just jack off in a jar and stack. What could go wrong? And when it does, it becomes a very sad legend. Fuck aggy.
  2. The fighting Mack Browns scored 63 against App State in Boone N.C. The fighting Texum aggys scored 14 against App State at Pyle. Jimbo is for sure the second coming of Bill Walsh.
  3. Texas 35 UTSA 21 defense yds 275
  4. No, they are in Norman's dish. And Norman ain't eating.
  5. No matter how much money aggy squanders, they are still fucked and Ritz Bitz does not give a shit. He lights his cigars with burning aggy twenties.
  6. The little head/big helmet is not the answer.
  7. No, they lose the next four.
  8. I hope this is true. Fuckin" A.
  9. Couple of carloads of SHSU fans got lost in Roans Prairie trying to get from Huntsville to the stadium. Luckily some milkmen, serge butts and piss heads led a convoy from Shiro to get them to the stadium on time, helped them find their seats and bought them sausage wraps. Milkmen did a little dance for them too. SHSU fans said they are sending all their kids and grandkids to either A&M or Blinn from this day forward.
  10. Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.
  11. If they were not focused for the Iron Bowl, then it's just an excuse. That is their historic rival. I guess they were not focused when Zach CALZONE beat them.
  12. A one-legged TJ Finley had them on the ropes in the Iron Bowl. If Auburn's running back had stayed in bounds and run clock, Bama loses that game.
  13. Texas 31 Gumps 28 Ewers 260 yards
  14. Sideline announcer says King has quiet confidence like James Bond.
  15. BJ Foster!!!
  16. #6 my ass
  17. L.Q. Jones, Fess Parker Armybrat you beat me to it on Fess Parker.
  18. Chandler Morris seems like he sucks.
  19. Cam Williams farts in Tommy's general direction. Fuck the Brocks.
  20. Got to be a special kind of stupid to flunk at OU.
  21. Haynes King's legs are like twigs. Miami and App State are hunting switches.
  22. Fuckin' A
  23. Texas 52 ULM 17 Bijan 190 rushing/45 receiving
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