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lemonandaturd

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  1. They are too busy talking about cramps.
  2. The juggler's thumb is fucked up too.
  3. Nebraska's thumbs are all fucked up.
  4. No a WR NEGGED
  5. I have celebrated every Texas Football National Championship since 1963. Unmitigated joy. Glad that asshole and every aggy on the planet today has never and will never experience that joy.
  6. He is about to get a frosty Northwestern ass kicking.
  7. Texas DEFENSE
  8. Broseph thinks our donors are double naught spies.
  9. If her ass is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.
  10. Bohls voted Kansas State ahead of us in the AP poll.
  11. Yeah, Marcello must think he is some Dylan Thomas.
  12. Boom, another TD pass for Sam.
  13. Sam just threw a nice TD pass.
  14. Blinded by the light. Repped up like a douche in the middle of the game.
  15. Because the other race horse shit himself in the Arkansas Derby.
  16. Sunflower seed market is way down.
  17. Reggie? VY? Audie? With a 50 mm, I'll take Audie.
  18. Like Audie Murphy once said, "Show me a Texas A&M corps turd and I'll show you a loud clueless pussy."
  19. Attempted? When he fucks chickens, he gives them blow jobs and rim jobs.
  20. Ritz Bitz must be very true. This kind of shit looks bad for them. No real NIL and a hillbilly coach may not be a good combination.
  21. I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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