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lemonandaturd

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  1. I would rather see them fight than fuck. Sixty something ex merchant marine vs pink dildo muncher. Down goes Frazier.
  2. Escape goats in College Station are the lucky ones.
  3. Jimbo, Zeppo, Groucho, Harpo. Chico and Gummo. No Dabo.
  4. I hope Lane Kiffin stomps a mudhole in aggy's ass and walks it dry.
  5. Two yell leaders smoking pole. Nothing to see here.
  6. Chris Marshall must have stolen Jimbo's kid's weed.
  7. Probably be too tough to get through the gauntlet of burr head milkmen with sabers guarding the Texags office. If they pull one on an SMU cheerleader, they will probably pull one on me. Lucci would be hiding under his desk anyway.
  8. Lucci has an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.
  9. When Norman dies, he is going to Heaven because he spent his time in Hell.
  10. The play in the ISU game that stands out is when Whittington carried Roshon over the line for a 1st down. That is a hero video.
  11. Snaggle tooth little pussy needs to stay in his lane. He fucked up by not taking a better job when he was winning. Now he has a good DC who will most likely get a ton of offers for his work and bail for more money. He should have been flagged and cold-cocked for his late game mouth. Warms my chilly heart cockles that ISU is the suck this year. Without his Purdy luck run, they are ass, my dude.
  12. Jimbo can only give her a lil smokie.
  13. The old cowboy likes what he sees.
  14. Quinn can make all the throws. Everything that other guy just said is bullshit.
  15. When Quinn Ewers left home, he hugged his Dad and said, "You are the man of the house now."
  16. Where do I send my $9.95?
  17. 1968 Texas lost the second game of the season 31-22 to Texas Tech in Lubbock. We ran the table and beat Tennessee 36-13 in the Cotton Bowl and had a 30-game winning streak. Let's do this!
  18. Fighting snaggle teeth.
  19. Texas 31 ISU 17 RB's 35/288
  20. Her team of Asians couldn't find her a link?
  21. I hope he tosses 12.
  22. Bob Stoops was an outdoorsman. He used to take Brent Venables to the swimming hole at the river to noodle--for dicks.
  23. Stoops Switzer dick eat Contest never in any doubt Switzer champ forever
  24. Brent Venables fought the law and the law won.
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