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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. And air traffic control systems completely shitting the bed for 20 minutes at a time in congested air spaces. That's a new one.
  2. Oh well, there really isn't anything that can be done.
  3. DOGE got another one. There is no way this huge uptick in air travel disasters isn't connected with Elmo's dorks tinkering around in shit they shouldn't be tinkering around in.
  4. Too bad Luigi didn’t go to work in their shareholder’s meeting when all the corporate officers were in one place.
  5. Yeah, like Texas can talk. At least Alabama elected one D Senator in recent years.
  6. I’ve been done with them for many years now. I hope they all die sooner rather than later.
  7. That move is uhhhhh, interesting. Might be some bad shit about to come out.
  8. Are you having a stroke?
  9. So? You still prosecute to the fullest extent possible whether it makes any difference or not.
  10. I have an idea that will surely get much higher ratings. I present you with MAGA SAFARI™ On one side we have a group of immigrants dropped into the middle of nowhere with nothing but the clothes on their backs and a $20 prepaid debit card On the other side, we have the winners of the MAGA sweepstakes that bid for the chance to bring all their fancy pew pew pews and cool as shit tactical gear to hunt down the immigrants. Proceeds raised from the bidding for these coveted spots go to ICE Barbie's cosplay wardrobe. Any immigrant that survives a predetermined amount of time automatically gains legal citizenship right there on the spot. ICE Barbie gives them their official papers with tears in her eyes. Whichever MAGAt has the most confirmed kills wins a cash prize. It will be amazing.
  11. I can't wait to see the calls for MAGA to boycott Walmart. That will go over well. The rubes will be crawling back in despair within 48 hrs. If I was Walmart, I would jack up prices even more once they do crawl back.
  12. Ooooh, a 0.6% drop. So scary.
  13. Is Biden running for President or something?
  14. Other time was back in 2011, pre-dotard.
  15. Twice. The rubes elected him twice.
  16. If it takes ana’s job away, I’ll consider it a win.
  17. Got to always make it all about you. I kid, fuck Elmo.
  18. I didn’t know he was sick.
  19. In the spirit of government efficiency, I’m ok if they take it “as is”, no test flight or anything required.
  20. I'm just going to ignore all the laws I don't like. Seems to work for the cult.
  21. Yet not a peep when major US oil and gas companies announce they are moving a shit ton of their office work to India, Manila, etc.
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