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Parliament

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  1. God I hope Elon loses his shirt.
  2. United just made me check a bag I’ve been able to carry on for 20 years. All the sudden it’s too big? Same as it’s always been, you hacks.
  3. When I get my semi-annual blood test I’ll add it to the list.
  4. So Maverick and Cougar go out to improve diplomatic relations with a jet from a country that totally isn't Russia. Mav flips the bird, Russian bugs out quick. Over as fast as it starts. And then they're both almost out of gas. Uhhh...what if it had gone hot and you hadta dogfight? You're engines are gonna die and you're gonna bloop into the ocean. Admiral guy in charge doesn't seem competent to me. Then they gotta come back several weeks (months?) later. Get what, 3, fighters up and all their cats break. Good Lord, man. What kinda shitbox you got there?!
  5. Presumably an agreement was close. A final agreement would be one they had something for each party, even if unequal. What I'm saying is, Trump blew up his own deal. A deal that had more for us than for Ukraine. The Art of the Deal indeed.
  6. Agreed. That movie was his audition tape.
  7. Starts at 2:30. Better than any reality show I guess.
  8. Bezos polled consumers who they want as the next James Bond. https://www.ign.com/articles/bond-ip-slop-and-the-fking-idiots-taking-over-007
  9. Reminder that today is the consumer blackout. Not sure the details but I think we aren’t supposed to buy anything?
  10. MRE’s make a great in-flight meal.
  11. But they're still broke as shit, right? ...right???
  12. If my TSLA shorts come in, I'm buying a high-end .45. Like way high end. What brand/model do I want? Wish Staccato made a .45. Also. How does one purchase TSLA shorts?
  13. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
  14. So basically all of Texas has been exposed to it by now. So 1-(vax rate x efficacy rate) = active measles infections.
  15. *measles outbreak
  16. Junk food. When the poors can no longer afford Mountain Dew/Lightning we'll know for sure #itshappening.
  17. The Fyre Festival Fuckup thread back in 2017 was awesome. A real-time thread of bad things happening to several thousand idiots. Glorious.
  18. Can any walk-in clinic do that?
  19. If another plane just NEEDS to crash...
  20. They're organic and renewable. I fail to see the problem here. So maybe when the Rasputitsa passes, Ukraine can go on a serious offensive? Would be cool to take more Russian territory.
  21. But it'll be available to people who want it?
  22. Sounds like a Country song.
  23. Only makes it worse.
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