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Parliament

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  1. Must be a CR poster.
  2. Seems soldiers going to Zombie Island should trade their heavy body armor for chain mails or a Carhart hooded jacket. And maybe some safety glasses.
  3. College educated pilots. Illiterate belly gunners. Everyone in between. Every one of them was far more of a man than any of us here. Let’s move on to less serious topics.
  4. And another thing. I generally don’t fight Olds on the golf course, but in my experience the best approach is to get close, grab him by the back of the leg, lift and push backwards aggressively. He’ll fall and you drive down on him, hard. Old will likely give up. Or just sit on him until he quits.
  5. “Five light.” That’s awesome.
  6. He brain has been fried on heroin and parasitic worms.
  7. God I hate white people.
  8. Before they can prove they don’t need America’s help, they gotta prove they don’t need Russia’s gas. FFS guys this is why we can’t have nice things.
  9. I’m all for solving our entitlement problems, but starving the elderly and infirm I dunno. Gotta think on that one.
  10. Would you say it’s in… way mo… markets?
  11. Like the only way to shop is with their app? Olds are gonna starve.
  12. I need my chatbot to ack Mom for money. ETA And Mom needs Old Glory robot insurance.
  13. Sanka coffee Steaks made from off-cuts of meat Loud irrigation motors running at night Sketchy rope swings in the barn (maybe more of a "growing up stupid" thing)
  14. Reads like an Onion article.
  15. Some ahole lets his ahole dog off the leash like that and Parliament draws his ccw and sends him to the train station. ETA I shoot the dog, not the owner. Owner gets a dressing down.
  16. Appomattox was on Palm Sunday. Lincoln was shot on Good Friday. History is not always random.
  17. If you love great cinematography, sound design and war porn, this is your movie. Want a good plot? Nolan playlist is that way ->
  18. Fill it half full of 556 ammo you pinko commie.
  19. The only thing keeping Capitalism together is Wally's long positions. Be strong, Wally! Stay long!
  20. News flash: Soldiers are people too, and some things are just too much for soldiers as well. That was my takeaway.
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