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Born to Run

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  1. Respect. My best friend wasn't able, and it's been a blessing for him. He works remote half the year in beautiful places; and has so much extra time and money that his foundation is already worth a couple million and he's not even 45 yet. And he's a fantastic mentor and "Uncle" to my son. Way less selfish as a human than Karen for Katy that has a minivan full of Okaydens.
  2. What's Biden's next move? Finish the term or resign and stay on in an advisory role? I kind of like that vs 4 months of "whose running the country?" And Madame president has a nice ring to it.
  3. I know I am claiming your wife's BJs; top notch.
  4. I have solid Democrat friends in Calhoun County: "There are plenty of us; we don't speak up or vote." 70 % is accurate, though.
  5. Literally sprayed club soda out my nose. Bravo
  6. You clearly don't travel through rural Texas or the Coast. They are loudly flying their freak flags and running their mouths openly.
  7. He checked his email after surfing Icanhazcheeseburger
  8. It's the comedy stylings of a middle school bully that never got his comeuppance yet became an "adult." "gay" "you do oral sex; oral sex is gross.'
  9. To me, deviled eggs are like oysters- to be eaten all at once and not added to other shit. You want a po boy with raw oysters? Fuck no. Deviled eggs good, egg salad sandwiches are marginal at best. Added with other shit - gross. Want some avocado too on that clusterfuck? In the words of Offspring -keep em seperated.
  10. That's not the simulation, thats a regular door dash delivery that got in one of the many wrecks we enjoy here daily in West Austin and a T cloud Office Favorite crashed into a Sonic plain hot dog.
  11. Hanging out with horny girls. If I had a nickel, for every time they ate each other out, I'd have about 85 cents.
  12. Get annual service, they have a great app that tracks maintenence, any code errors that may develop- it will test run the unit montly and send you a report, if you bother to commission the unit and keep it linked to your phone. All my clients so far have been happy. I've had excellent experiences with Generac, my only bias is my electrician is a certified dealer, but it's not really even a side gig for me; although we do install plenty of them both through him and other dealers.
  13. *Ave And I've been gone a minute- ie a decade
  14. Anyone else I'd offer to send a tech over; but my guys in Houston are busy dealing with other issues for non psychos; all the generators I've installed are all working great or not needed- roughly 5 of 12 installations are still on generator and maybe 8 of 12 used the generator for at least 2 hrs. Goof, heights; Pearland, West end Galvatraz, Rice Military, memorial. All Generac. All good so far.
  15. Cheap handjobs in the parking lot, but that's every first of the month.
  16. He had to get the papers, get the papers.
  17. I feel like any woman in a Dokken shirt and 90s sweat pants is going to be in her 50s; but would still get it.
  18. This. He's either a moron or an unfunny bit.
  19. All 3000 of em never leave; they have been lucky. Roads flood and recede. Harvey's original track might have reduced that population by a few folks for sure. Random aside but one of the Ladies at Speedy Stop was an old lady when it was Alvin's and I was going in there barefoot when I was kid. I'm old af now late 40s, she must be some wizard.
  20. 1 firearm and a couple cases of booze to trade for food.
  21. With those winnings, Nikita will never know, anything about my home.
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