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Born to Run

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  1. 75% of all statisticians truly hate thier job.
  2. I've know many people on the spectrum; and Elon is definitely on the spectrum. He's up there with a family friend that eats chicken and rice twice a day -everyday. This friend is a fucking machine at making money. It's like if you sent a robot to Rice and they programmed it to soley make a safe profit on investments. It's all that dude does, and he does it well and is insanely wealthy. He's happy but not joyful. Married but not loved. Wealthy but drives a shit minivan. He has friends but no real friends or connections. No hobbies. No Joy. He doesn't even like music really. He does do gaming little bit. And hes a smug bastard that judges others. Sounds a lot like Elon.
  3. NPR: "what do you think Mr. Musk meant by this gesture?"
  4. George Floyd !! *excuse to break things, but it all worked. Did it not?.
  5. No; because Trump might smear his orange makeup. That's the source of mask outrage. Because an Orange Reality Star didn't want to smear his makeup. A large part of covid infighting was over the whims of a narcissistic toddler. If it's bad enough to scare fat boy to mask up and control cameras enough maybe; buy he can't risk smearing his makeup or being in the rain for anything
  6. Indeed. All the shoes to the head at those early 90s shows got me conflating Muscians, directors and imaginary people.
  7. The only good news about this is I hate spiders, the webs, the tiny spider shit stains, the potentially dangerous bites. I kinda feel better having Stephen Miller out on that wall. Not having consensual sex with humanoid life forms, and just snacking on spiders. Stay hungry my friend! Smuggle a few for later in your tighty whites. You look great bro! Totally normal. High fives; but not too hard to protect your delicate wrist; and the spiders.
  8. Bustin makes me feel good.
  9. Ooh; that will have leopards eating most of my familie's faces in short order. During Harvey I spent weeks helping out; completely off work for free. I drove into the floods with generators and supplies. Next time I'm going to be busy and ,or charging "competitive" prices to everyone. Bootstraps bitches.
  10. To quote the great Billly Corbin: Lifes a bummer, till you get a gummer, then life's the greatest!
  11. My wife found some local thread where wackadoodle moms connect to find DRs that don't require immunization of any kind and discuss skirting public school requirements. Marble Falls is apparently the spot . Yay!
  12. Edit for Empathy. I hope you find help and peace.
  13. We all just need to assemble at the Tower in our Burnt Orange. I have a Ukraine flag with apropos amount of sun fading and wind wear to give us enough gravitas to survive with only so much shame. Hook em, Slava Ukrani. I'm sorry we let you down. Some of us care.
  14. I bought two and the both burst in to flames. I'm so mad the dem lead warranty department is not getting back to me. But as protest i donated 2k to the Trump Inauguration fund.
  15. Have fun going to another state to have basic healthcare you basic b
  16. This has vibes like my brother who can't come around to not calling Asians "Orientals". Its just not a big fucking deal. It's like you are digging in for no reason. Bruce is dead; replaced by asshole Caitlyn.
  17. The Texans are out of the playoffs and suck. (Not really) -Bud Adams was a cool dude. Tailored Jerseys are Dope.
  18. No, but it was really all about the friends we met along the way. And horrific war crimes. And a horrible new way to wage war. And yet again abandoning allies in the worst way. But mostly new friends. And unified outrage over racism and oligarchs and war crimes. That did nothing to change fuck about shit. We should all take a group photo holding up heart shaped hands, with a Ukraine flag, then hug or fuck or something. /Retreats to sadness. Could really use a Warthog video right now. Alas, no.
  19. You are nothing, if not consistent. In ,the, things that, trigger you. Like, a Captain Kirk, marked up script.
  20. I did just that, but unfortunately I lost it all in all boating accident.
  21. I love Blondos, but blue eyed brunettes... Take my money. Unless they have that crazy ass Demi Moore musky pelt bush. Who am I kidding I'd dive right in, have a sore tongue And lose half my shit.
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