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Buffsoldier

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  1. I can still remember the serial number of the weapon (M16A2 if you care) in Iraq. In 2003. Good ol' 1772908....
  2. "Clark? Remember what the guy at Wally World said? Apparently he's got something else to tell us."
  3. Bonus points if he'd have finished with, "...but that's not important right now. "
  4. I wait 'til my GF's in the shower, then open the shower door and pee in the shower.
  5. Put these 3 in their own fight club. Winner gets 1 yr suspended sentence. Losers have to move into an apartment in Dallas 1 floor above a cop.
  6. Anchor. Scratched. You know the drill.
  7. ...just to be the man who has a seat. right. ov-er. there. There's no teen whore. DA DA-DA DA-DA!
  8. blah blah blah stumped pun. blah blah blah don't have a leg to stand on pun. blah blah blah coming up short pun. I know you assholes are warming up with those......... ....so I figured I'd cut you off at the knees.
  9. A pic I snapped with the phone:
  10. My 9 yr old was having a handful of Gummi Bears that I brought home from Germany 3 weeks ago as dessert. She put one on it's back, another standing next to it, and the rest in a semi circle around them. She then started chanting, "Om Nom, Shivai! Om Nom, Shivai!" Oh, God, everything hurts from laughing....
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