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Buffsoldier

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  1. Get her this and tell her to pull her weight around the house. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dryer-Vent-Venting-Exhaust-Duct-Cleaning-Lint-Trap-Removal-Brush-Vacuum-Kit-12-Drill-Flexible/998462068?sourceid=csebr0394555f8e32f64c9a9f649104d46a4b5a&wmlspartner=bizratecom&affcmpid=3724935200&tmode=0000&veh=cse&szredirectid=15736831228182173617310080301008005
  2. An estrogen activated mute switch. It's like the Clapper. I call it, "The Yapper".
  3. I love Grampa Tom in the back in the red shirt sitting there grinning like, "Motherfucker, I shot 7 Nazis on Omaha beach, I'm not chair dancing to this sissy crap. You guys are out of your goddamn minds."
  4. He has reason to be worried. I mean, if 7 ate 9.....
  5. They're all great pics. Truly spectacular. But this one. God......DAMN. Worth way more than a thousand words....
  6. "Josephine, I'm leaving the Russian front. And I'm taking my armies with me. You can keep the sleevies."
  7. Got you boys a cake. But seriously, Happy Birthday, lads.
  8. No, you do that by telling her that the reason she couldn't get that la-dee-da Coach purse she wanted is because of the money that has to be spent on electricity...
  9. (1) didnt believe hourly-billing was possible ("how can they calculate that it must be impossible algorithm") "Baby, it's just like the motel I met you at." (3) threw her hands up and walked away remarking "just stop leaving all the lights on". "You first, dipshit."
  10. Damn, I could go for a muffaletta right now...
  11. In fairness, 83.5% of that is used by women to make the enormous beehives they use for each wipe.
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