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Longhornfan1024

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  1. Don't drink them.
  2. I'm currently working through a bottle of Marie Sharps that expired a year ago and it hasn't given me the runs yet. I wouldn't be concerned if they go past the best by date.
  3. Florida man stabs, beats man with stick for not giving him beer. I can relate.
  4. Taking the afternoon off and I'm too drunk to process everything in this thread. But it's making me want to buy some new hot sauce. Marie Sharp's has been my go to since we went to Belize about 4 years ago, so I'm covered there. What am I buying? Needs to be Amazon, cause I'm not making it to the store.
  5. Longhornfan1024

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    Both are topped by holdthemoan.
  6. Got my first shot today at Dell Diamond. Pfizer.
  7. Maybe so. But with how we've been playing recently we should probably be favorites to come out of our side of the bracket. Obviously there's a lot of football to be played, but recently we've been the hottest of the four teams on our side.
  8. Well that was a fortunate draw.
  9. That was a fucking counter.
  10. Jesus, Lamela. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  11. Hoping you can still make Europa?
  12. Announcer keeps on mistaking Mount for Havertz.
  13. Havertz has been fucking good today.
  14. More handball goodness from EPL. It was offside when Timo scored and a handball when Havertz scores.
  15. I didn't even know they took away the proximity rule. I figured that was the case because he had his hands within a normal-ish area and Firmino just kicked it into his hand. But I guess they removed that aspect and it could be a handball? Either way, English officiating is trash.
  16. Rudiger's primary assignment has clearly been to use his speed to cover Salah. He's done that well. Other than the one bad pass across the center I'd say he's done his job.
  17. That is some horseshit.
  18. The quality of the grub had already declined.
  19. So he's definitely going to get lost in the multiverse.
  20. Man, Wolfsberg had something like 8 guys on the box and he still had time to do that. On a side note, I learned today that there is both a Wolfsberg FC and a Wolfsburg FC.
  21. Wrong kit.
  22. Coming up on 36 hours without power after going 28 from Thursday to Friday. We've had about 36 total hours of power in the last 120 hours. Our house has been 45 degrees or so for most of that time. The only bright spot is that I can boil water and make warm food on my grill. We're about to try to drive to stay with a friend but there is no exit from our neighborhood with at least one step hill. Here's hoping we don't crash. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  23. You're a fucking astronaut. You can't be this obtuse, right?
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