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Longhornfan1024

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  1. Mexico should offer to buy California. Trump would actually try to agree.
  2. Sure, but the Republicans in the Senate and on the Supreme Court don't give a shit about following or protecting the Constitution.
  3. He's so bad at this. Can he be the congressperson we send back where they came from?
  4. I can confirm that the family is very much made up of Texas fans. But the kid isn't Texas good and they really want him to play college ball, so they are trying to set him up for that. Whether they are actually involved in any of the shady stuff being discussed in this thread, I have no idea.
  5. Have you ever heard of dogging?
  6. You're just as bad as the Trumpers who find a couple of tweets by leftists advocating for socialism and then use that to claim that everyone on the left is a socialist.
  7. The parenthetical meant to refer to Smirnoff Ice, not the vodka. I couldn't tell you how the vodka compares since I haven't voluntarily consumed vodka in about a decade.
  8. Shitty vodka with Gatorade when I was 19. But you'd never see me drinking the crackhead version of Sminoff Ice (or regular Smirnoff). No, I drink Bulleit, Yellow Rose, or craft beer. Getting shitfaced doesn't require shitty alcohol.
  9. Basically, Prager U is made up of a bunch of grifters and morons who profit off of other morons. They don't know what they're talking about and their lawsuit is bullshit.
  10. Why do people drink shitty alcohol?
  11. Clearly not enough cowbell. Edit: Damn it, UDK.
  12. Yeah, I've seen a lot of his stuff. He's also a guest in one of the episodes of the Chef show, which is basically a non-fiction extension of the movie. Favreau and Roy Choi just go around cooking food with other celebrities and hanging out.
  13. This shit is starting to hit real close to home.
  14. Did you know that flying is statistically safer than driving?
  15. I suggest you also get it cleaned really well. They definitely fucked in it.
  16. Watch out. You're being so mean to him that he might have to vote for Trump again.
  17. White people. Turkleton is going full blown racist dog whistle with that one.
  18. Care to guess where he was planning to attend college?
  19. It's because he's been such a boon for Icono's stock investments. Oh, wait . . . .
  20. Kepa clearly needs to jerk off more so he can get stronger wrists.
  21. I'm not going to complain too much since I'm a Chelsea fan, but Matip cramping up is a perfectly good example of why having this game during the season is such a stupid idea. Go to overtime in a relatively meaningless game and one of your starters goes down with cramps, making him less successful in your meaningful game three days later.
  22. The line judge on Pool's side looks like she has some big tits.
  23. He will. There isn't much difference in finishing the misses he had the past two games and finishing the number of goals he's had during the past two seasons. He just needs to get more confidence in himself that he can do it at this level too.
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