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Longhornfan1024

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  1. Well, I do have a big penis.
  2. I also said this in the Nancy thread, but the fact that he thinks this makes her look bad just shows how stupid and sexist he is.
  3. The fact that Trump tweeted that out thinking that it would make Pelosi look bad just proves how stupid and sexist he is.
  4. The first time I shat around my wife (then gf) we were in a one bedroom apartment in West Campus. She was in the shower when I got home feeling sick, so I went in and took one of the most horrendously smelling dumps of my life in the toilet right next to the shower. It was one of those dumps where it smelled so bad that even I wanted to get out of the bathroom, but she was stuck in there with the stench while trying to get out of the shower. Over ten years later, she still brings it up.
  5. Welp, we've officially come to the point in the story where it's impossible to tell what's real and what's not, so you have to doubt every piece of information you receive. Schrödinger's facts.
  6. I don't think you understand how subpoenas or executive privilege work.
  7. The party of law and order, folks.
  8. You think this admin actually researches anything? I'd be surprised if more than 50% of the people working for Trump can read beyond a 5th grade level.
  9. I dunno. Hopefully he's reading the tea leaves and understands that it's way easier and more fun to spend millions of dollars outside of prison rather than in prison.
  10. Oh shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Bernie's dick you obvious troll.
  11. Starting to distance himself from Rudy. Good. Good. Divide and conquer.
  12. You're a horrible person.
  13. 2019-2020 San Antonio Spurs: Even Pop Can't Fix This Shit
  14. So somehow 9/11 and Trump withdrawing from Syria are Obama's fault? Jesus, the kompromat Trump has on Graham must be him taking an underage boy's shot to the face.
  15. Or there's construction around there and there's a sign directing them to park that way.
  16. It's hard to say, but, regardless, I'm excited as hell because they all look so good. Crazy thing is, in addition to Tammy being tied with Aguero for most goals, Mount is tied with Salah in 10th and is one goal behind guys like Kane and Mane. They are young as hell, but are already performing with the best in the league. And as they get older they will not only be getting more experience generally, but they will be getting more experience together. Think of how good they will be in 5 years when they've been playing together for that long and are still only in their mid-20s.
  17. Said it better than I could.
  18. No.
  19. Sure. The homeowner can turn on the porch light like he did and look out the window to see if anyone is there. If he doesn't see anyone, he can call the cops or just hang out inside to see if anything suspicious is going on. At no point does he need to go outside with a gun ready to fire when the commotion is just as likely, if not more likely, to be cause by some dumb kids than an actual threat.
  20. Those kids are going to be real fucked up.
  21. Cowards. The problem is we have a lot of cowards in this country who think danger is around every corner and who only feel safe if they carry around a gun so that they can shoot first and get answers later.
  22. He didn't ask you why you posted the video. He asked you what you think of Trump proposing to create a state-run media company. Are you too much of a chickenshit to answer the question?
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