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Longhornfan1024

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  1. You should know by now that bt can't let anything go. He's basically the Derka of politics.
  2. If she's a real East Texas teetotaling bible thumper, then getting shit faced on wine coolers seems like it would be right in her wheelhouse.
  3. We had a fondue set once. We used it once. I eventually threw it out and she hasn't asked about it since.
  4. That's actually pretty funny.
  5. Probably when a bunch of school-aged kids kept on getting shot and no one did anything, so schools started teaching active shooter drills.
  6. Interesting that they have Jorginho valued more than Kante.
  7. I expected Chateau Reed to be the whitest person I've ever seen. I was incredibly wrong.
  8. So we paid out over 26 million to buy out Conte and his staff after they won a title and FA cup in their first two seasons here because he accurately complained about the talent on the roster. Fuck, our board is stupid.
  9. Currently sitting at the bridge watching the players warm up. Come on you blues. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  10. So he looked that shitty before he was impeached? Even better.
  11. Also, black lady looking up like, "welp, I'm done with this church."
  12. Holy shit. He looks awful. Is it too hopeful for me to put him in my pinebox derby list for next year?
  13. Sorry Alanis, this is true irony.
  14. It's the Christian way.
  15. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.
  16. Way better than when Cruz shaved his pubes and pasted them to his face.
  17. Just stopping in to say this post is stupid. No reason to go beyond that. Anyone who isn't stupid knows how stupid this post is.
  18. The worst thing about guys like EMAW and Zavala isn't that they are abject morons who post moronic shit; it's that they post stupid videos like any of us actually want to sit around and watch youtube trolls while at work. I guess the combination of unemployment and illiteracy present in guys like EMAW results in them thinking that posting videos is better than posting a news article that people can actually read.
  19. You didn't miss anything with the Hulk. The movie sucks and it doesn't tie into the larger universe at all other than a small tie in that he was trying to recreate Cap's program and it introduces the Hulk.
  20. So if my understanding of the draw is correct, we could get PSG, Bayern, Juve, Barca, or RB Leipzig. Come on Leipzig!
  21. He said cuck porn, not cock porn.
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