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Longhornfan1024

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  1. They got knocked loose while he was sucking Trump's dick.
  2. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/mahershala-ali-star-blade-marvel-1225888
  3. The only way I'd shake Trump's hand is if I just dropped a deuce and the place was out of toilet paper.
  4. Ha. According to that, I'm qualified for MENSA. I'm not a dumb guy, but if I qualify for the super smart society then it's probably not all that it's made out to be.
  5. Have you been living under a rock?
  6. You should know by now that bt can't let anything go. He's basically the Derka of politics.
  7. If she's a real East Texas teetotaling bible thumper, then getting shit faced on wine coolers seems like it would be right in her wheelhouse.
  8. We had a fondue set once. We used it once. I eventually threw it out and she hasn't asked about it since.
  9. That's actually pretty funny.
  10. Probably when a bunch of school-aged kids kept on getting shot and no one did anything, so schools started teaching active shooter drills.
  11. Interesting that they have Jorginho valued more than Kante.
  12. I expected Chateau Reed to be the whitest person I've ever seen. I was incredibly wrong.
  13. So we paid out over 26 million to buy out Conte and his staff after they won a title and FA cup in their first two seasons here because he accurately complained about the talent on the roster. Fuck, our board is stupid.
  14. Currently sitting at the bridge watching the players warm up. Come on you blues. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  15. So he looked that shitty before he was impeached? Even better.
  16. Also, black lady looking up like, "welp, I'm done with this church."
  17. Holy shit. He looks awful. Is it too hopeful for me to put him in my pinebox derby list for next year?
  18. Sorry Alanis, this is true irony.
  19. It's the Christian way.
  20. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.
  21. Way better than when Cruz shaved his pubes and pasted them to his face.
  22. Just stopping in to say this post is stupid. No reason to go beyond that. Anyone who isn't stupid knows how stupid this post is.
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