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Thetexashammer

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  1. Puns are the highest form of humor.
  2. First, you make a roux.
  3. I literally don't understand. He has all the physical tools. Even for the NFL, he's an above average talent. If I had that, I would not get cut.
  4. The media has turned against her because of all her crazy positions. They think she can't be elected. If you don't believe in a Deep State, this might be hard to believe, but they've decided she sucks and they're gonna take her out.
  5. Iran is cheating. On the deal they never signed. I would ask how this happens, how dumb can people be, but it isn't that. It's corruption. People are corrupt. Why are they even bothering with "nuclear power"? Why give $100 billion to terrorists? They are sitting on an ocean of hydrocarbons. They want a bomb. The people who have not qualms killing civilians, women and children, en masse, they want a nuclear bomb. And they're working on getting one. The design isn't hard. It's the part about getting the fissile material, that's where they're making progress. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/atomic-watchdog-irans-stockpiles-uranium-growing-66911867
  6. Is that like when she took the nude photos but didn't shave her pits? I member.
  7. Suppose 'i started shitting bars of gold and Emily Ratajkowski wants to be my sex slave......
  8. He's a man. He's 340.
  9. Houston Bowl. Texas vs A&M.
  10. Touched for the very first time.
  11. The ladies of Boone, NC are also rough on the eyes.
  12. You guys need to relax a little. Here's a suggestion.
  13. Jake Smith isn't gone you fucking twats.
  14. I remember the good old days, when we'd just barely beat them but they were a top 10 team.
  15. That's funny, my positioning is getting harder.
  16. I predict Kansas State will know all of our play calls before we run them.
  17. Sometimes, it's a good time to panic.
  18. Skylar has set his personal record for passing yards in the game. In the first half.
  19. You Tom, FUCK YOU you lying loser. I don't want to hear another word of your bullshit.
  20. Why not call a blitz every play? The receivers are open either way.
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