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Thetexashammer

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  1. The entire defensive coaching staff. Fire them.
  2. Did jeckyl and hid both die in a fire?
  3. It's really hard to control your excitement when you score a touchdown on Kansas.
  4. We're shitty too. What do I win?
  5. They finally figued out his name is "Overshown" not "Overshawn".
  6. Please don't ask questions like this. We know what they got and it's not good.
  7. If we were in Colombia, someone would get shot tomorrow.
  8. I was told that it's "bend don't break", which totally not a code word for sucking shit through a straw.
  9. I'm not saying we're going to lose. I'm saying we are probably going to lose. But either way, we deserve to lose this fucking game.
  10. I hate to knee jerk and stuff. But this post may not be aging well at all. I'm not sure the "Fremeau efficiency index" is all that you say it is.
  11. Hey guys, did you know that when you're in fourth and short, you can line up under center?
  12. Dude got hisself fired today. No other option.
  13. I'll say it again. Sam needs to check out of those stupid fucking calls.
  14. There is a time when Sam has to just change the call.
  15. Somebody is going to look at tthe last two plays and say Sam is having an off night.
  16. That's the defense we know and love.
  17. I didn't even know Trump was in Dallas, or that there would be a rally. Completely random. At first I assumed it was a Stars game, but i didn't see any jerseys, and those fans ALWAYS wear those jerseys. People bike on the Katy Trail. it's a thing.
  18. Racist, sexiset, homophobe, etc. It's almost like you have no argument to make and just want to vomit out your emotional diarrhea onto the internet so you can get your dopamine hit.
  19. What kind of luncatic genuinely thinks Rand is a russian agent?
  20. Only thing I can say is it seemed like a cool crowd that loves America and there were not a small # of hotties. I assumed they thought I was Anti-trump since I was all spandex and weaving around and trying not to run into them. But there wasn't any obvious hostility. They were all kinda dressed up and had on some crazy tshirts and hats and shit. It was maybe 10% redneck, mostly middle class folks.
  21. Counterpoint: There seemed to be quite a few attractive ladies there. I went for a bike ride and ended up riding through the crowd twice. Looked like fun to me. Seemed like a big ol party going on. Not a small number of lovely lasses.
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