So I worked with a girl at the Blockbuster on Riverside while at UT. She was an art major. We became extremely good friends. At one point, I moved in with her. She had a condo, drove an Audi, and had a mint condition Jaguar in her garage. Apparently, her family was not very well off until they struck it rich per an oil business supply company. After about 3 months of spending almost 24/7 with her, we jumped into the sack. Things were pretty good for all of 2 weeks until we realized we weren't really compatible. We continued to room together. Awesome deal for me as she only wanted me to pay the electric bill. A few weeks later, she was watching the Sally Jesse Raphael show when she decided she had a crush on a guest. (Ironically, it was an episode about stalkers.) She called the show, they flew her to Chicago, and she met the guy on a show titled, "Viewers with Crushes on Former Guests" or somesuch. They hit it off. He lived in Florida. After she returned, she spent something like 10 hours a day talking to him on the phone. When the $1,000+ phone bill arrived, she decided she'd hit me up for rent and other bills. I was out within the day.
Funny side note. I moved in with another hottie. We all three worked together and they hated each other. The latter ended up getting a condo right next door to the former. Kind of awkward for a couple of months before I moved on.