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Jameslaw121

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  1. I'm with you on the pepperoncini. I love jalapenos, but my stomach can't take them very often anymore.
  2. I can't drink nine of anything with carbonation, but if we switched that to a 9 shots and 9 of the cheap hot dogs then I'm in
  3. When surly went down the other day. My first thought. Oh shit I hope I have a copy of that Dude in Waco's bus ride to look at Christmas lights Montage!!! After all the Thanksgiving stuff is done and the kids are in bed, I pour a whiskey and read that story again. And each time I wind up crying laughing so hard that my wife makes me read it to her. While I'm still laughing and while she is staring at me like i've lost my damned mind
  4. At this point, there should be no reason that an officer can't have dash or body cams running the entire time. If you get a speeding ticket, you should be able to request the videos. If they can't produce it, then the ticket should automatically be dismissed. Once you take away the revenue, I bet they figure out how to make them operational 100% of the time
  5. I had no idea about this website. Thanks for sharing. Also, Mobstyle executions by people who get our tax money sucks
  6. Probably the same ones in charge of debate prep.....
  7. Reminds me, right after covid, there is an area near me that has like a small park surrounded by restaurants with patios. This was shortly after stuff started opening, so a friend of mine, my 7 year old son, and I went to a pub, but still sat outside. I think we went to watch some sporting event and took the kid because he needed to be away from his sister and mom for a bit. These rowdyish kids (around 16 years old) came by on their skateboards, kinda being dicks, like most boys that age, but nothing horrible. My 7 year old looks at one kid's skateboard (who seemed like the leader of the bunch) and said "Man, cool skateboard." Half expected the kid to same something sarcastic. But he looks over at my son and says "Yeah, you wanna try it?" And for like 20 minutes they let play on their skateboards.
  8. We've tolerated it since February of 2021......
  9. Roughly: 60 % Pit Bull 30% Some Sort of Shepherd 10% Grand Pyrenesse.... Very sweet dog. Used to bring me eggs from the chicken coop without breaking the, Dumb as a rock though. Might be the dumbest dog I've ever met. Tends to hit stuff with his face. And hasn't figured out how to get on and off the couch using his legs.... Sometimes gets stuck going around corners.
  10. Went to get my truck washed and the place I used to go to went out of business. Found another place and noticed a little hole in the wall Mexican place next door. I'm most definitely the only white guy here. And it is glorious
  11. The rescue dog was supposed to weigh between 35 and 40 lbs fully grown.... More like 140
  12. I used to do that until I didn't realize my electric bill contract expired and I was paying about 2 times what I should have been for like 5 months....
  13. What you quote just has a pic. I don't see a link
  14. Whats the cops name?
  15. What a fucking embarrassment. How Biden's debate team didn't tell him that no matter what the first question is, the first answer is "Only one of us on this stage tonight is a convicted felon, he will lie alot."
  16. Yeah. That probably goes in the Holy Shit thread. You sick bastard (but, yeah, I laughed too)
  17. When we were still dating, this restaurant/bar had two TV's at a slight angle with about a three second delay. I could see the both, she could only see the one that was more delayed. I would call out the pitch during baseball games, but I was careful to be right only about 70% of the time. She thought I was a baseball savant for like a year.
  18. 30,000 US troops patrolling their border probably helps.
  19. Wait - driving from Dallas to Amarillo for lunch isn't a waist, but a can of spray paint is????? Also, I will take your Cadillac Ranch and raise you one "Crater of Diamonds" near Hot Springs.
  20. Like 90% of our business is student level stuff. But we have some higher end stuff as well
  21. Similar. When we bought our house I put humidifiers in most of the rooms. Set them all up. she kept asking a bunch of questions and looking stuff up on google. Kept on telling me I was wrong for setting them to 55%. Finally I just lost it and said "Do you know what I do for a fucking living???" (For those who don't know, I sell violins and other string instruments that range in price up to $100K. They have to be kept at a very stable humidity)
  22. This would be a cool idea. Or follow a unit from each Theatre from Dec. 6th 1941 through VE and VJ Day
  23. It was back on on mine what I got home last night.
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