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Jameslaw121

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  1. We have a dog named Jack. My wife named him. I readily agreed to the name. She found it odd that I agreed. But figured I like Jack Daniels. a few days later, dog jumps on the couch. from the other room I hear Wife "Jack!! Off!!.....jack off.... oh fuck me."
  2. Before the baby girl came a few years ago. She wanted to paint the baby's room pink. We went home Depot and she picked out the perfect color. I told her it would look like her room got hosed down with Pepto bismol. My opinion was ignored.
  3. Yep I was at that 3000th hit game. Awesome experience in person. That was the beginning of our decline after having good teams for the first half of the decade. Until now. That game was the day after my bachelor party. About 10 the next morning, I was literally laying on the floor in the bathroom with gatorade, which was where my "friends" left me the night before. My now wife call: her "Did you see." me:" Honey, I don't even remember where I was last night." her " He didn't get it, take a shower, get dressed. I got tickets." I married wisely. (Also, it was like 120 degrees outside and I was super hung over. Not ideal)
  4. Oh hi! My alma mater making sporting news for the first time since 2006
  5. The Cowboys play at home Sunday at noon, so you're going to run into that as well
  6. Yes for second dinner. This worked well. I should have gone a bit longer. Probably 5 minutes for my air fryer.
  7. Frito pie with a couple of HEB tamales
  8. I'm dumb. Thanks. For some reason, I keep thinking Montgomery pitched Saturday night, not Friday
  9. So, outside of Eovaldi & Montgomery, everyone's available to pitch right?
  10. I actually really, really like her family. But they don't know how to just hang out and relax. They make an itinerary for everything. And micromanage stuff like kids birthday parties. You know "We going to cut the cake at 3:12"
  11. He also didn't swing at the first pitch in any of his at bats.
  12. Astros are in Garcia's head. He's swinging at stupid stuff
  13. That .171 avg is fucking great I mean before the last pop up
  14. Its over. And if I were Montgomery, I would sign somewhere else.
  15. 1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable. This feels worse than the last two losses. I can't say why, but it does
  16. I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse
  17. Fans need to boo semien when he comes up to bat. He is horribad
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