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Jameslaw121

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  1. GF grandmother lived in El Paso, she was in the hospital.
  2. Not from Beaumont But once left natchitoches dropped off roommate in shreveport. Picked up gf and drove straight to El Paso. Other stopping at a chilis (or applebee or something. Don't remember) I don't think we were stopped for more than ten minutes for gas and restroom breaks. I want to say that I left after my final exam for college at noon. And got El Paso around 5 or 6 the next morning.
  3. Is black coffee just black nothing else? I was watching a TV show the other day where someone said "I got your normal coffee. Black two sugars." I drink my coffee with two sweet n lows. I didn't think it was black.
  4. Russia: We will invade Ukraine because of NATO Ukraine : No, you won't. And will fuck up your BRIC Allies too. When were done it will be called the BIC nations, because you just wrote yourself off the stage as a legit World Power.
  5. Possibly the most confusing sentence on surly considering the source
  6. So Ukraine droned them back to the Stone Age?
  7. I'm kinda on board with this. It seemed like the shut down during the Clinton term had Alor more closures. I feel like the average person isn't really affected that much anymore
  8. Would I be mad if I made a few million dollars off of it? Probably no. Would I be mad if he made a ton of money off of me and I got nothing? yeah, maybe a little bit.
  9. Got low battery warning on the key FOB to our car. take both fobs to replace the battery while she's at the store (obviously, I have taken this key off her keychain at this point). When I get home she's on the couch watching TV Me : Where is your keychain so I can put this back on. Her : probably my purse, just put it on the counter and I'll do it later. Me : No, it will get lost or you'll move it and I'll spend two hours looking for it. Bitches enough that I leave it on the counter (mistake #1) Few days later, it's just us so I say lets take the car so I can make sure both fobs are working correctly. Obviously we now can't find hers. She keeps saying "You have yours I thought you fixed it. We can just take yours." me :"On the off chance I messed up putting it back together or the battery was bad, I want to take both. I also want to use both so I don't have to worry about yours." So after about 30 minutes of both of us looking she finally says "Oh yeah, I put it my purse so it wouldn't get lost." (mistake 2 - not checking her fucking purse first)
  10. That was a myth. In the 80s lots of hip hop artists sampled music like this in their music.nonbody really cared that much Then vanilla ice tried to the the whole hook from under pressure. And Freddy Mercury was oh hell no
  11. There are few copyright laws in place here. But it basically boils down to : when the marching band director purchases the sheet music, by extension, he's buying the "right" to also perform that music. Usually the place they're performing at has a performance license with either ASCAP or BMI. Your bar that have cover bands are (supposed) to have them as well. And somewhere down the line, the composer gets a royalty. However, they did not buy the synchronization rights. That's the right to have your video matching the composition. And for that you have to get approval from from the Sync Copyright holder. Usually, its whoever wrote the song, but could be the record label. But it's a much bigger process. It's the same law that keeps someone from just putting like a led zeppelin song on you tube without getting permission from Led Zeppelin. It's much more restrictive Or why you sometime here about musicians complaining that a politician is using their song in ad.
  12. Maybe not the best use of the phrase at this time....
  13. I will gladly take your tickers. She is awesome. I guarantee you will enjoy it
  14. I've always wondered what percentage of the military is logistics versus front line soldiers. For instance, in the Revolution, probably 90% of the military was a front line was in the actual shooting part. With a few medical people, maybe intelligence that weren't in the actual line of fire Versus say deploying a SEAL Team now. 16 actual shooters with the entire weight of the armed forces, CIA, NSO, satellites, insertion and retrieval personnel, ect that support them.
  15. Lets drink when this is all over. Also, if someone can bring 1997 era Denise Richards, that would be fantastic
  16. Me too. Some times I could eat Mexican food for breakfast, drink margaritas and whiskey. Follow it up with Cajun and Whiskey for dinner. And be fine. Other times, salad, water, mild food and it would set my heartburn off. I blame Tom Hermann
  17. I actually have the prescription version. And it still hurts pretty badly sometimes
  18. That was me and coffee around 35. I love coffee but I get the shakes after like 2 cups. Used to be able to drink it all day. Also heartburn. That has fucked my enjoyment of so many foods.
  19. Do you still use mayo with the avocado? I did this once with both the avocado and may at it was a bit much. Made one with guac sans mayo and it was pretty good. Still think I like the basic with Dukes mayo and an heirloom tomato the best.
  20. BORING!!!!
  21. Also, almost ever major college has the same thing for any sports that are broadcasted. Last year, was driving for vacation and listened to a Vanderbilt baseball straight from their sports website. Listened to a Georgia football game a couple of weeks ago when I was driving from Dallas to Galveston
  22. So, I don't think we got an update? Did you bang you cousin or not?
  23. I'm beginning to think that Ukraine is getting reliable intelligence on when Air Defense Systems are being moved. The attacks seem random in location, but overall strategic. Like they have a list of 10 of targets each day, and know which ones have air defense and which ones have a Toyota with a machine gun in the back. Might be causing some of those defense system to be in constant movement rather than actually defending anything.
  24. When we finally took out the carpet in our house, we found used box cutter blades.......
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