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Jameslaw121

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  1. Bruised up pretty badly but okay. If you've ever driven in that area at 9:00 am, it's amazing she wasn't hit/didn't hit another vehichle.
  2. After she complained that she could barely use her hands, I asked if her mouth was still okay. /tone
  3. Wife was going 70 on Bush and had to swerve to miss a ladder on the highway. Spun out of control and slammed into the wall. Walked away with a couple of broken bows and a cucussion Fortunately. All because some fuckstick couldn't be bothered to make sure his shit was tied down properly Wife had also just dropped off the baby maybe five minutes earlier. That last pic is how I pulled up.... Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  4. If I thought about it I would have put a $10 parlay...
  5. Largest score differential in a semi final game is 53 points? I think
  6. Agreed - With all the stuff going on, I thought it was a gimmick hire. But I was wrong
  7. Post lawn work snack Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  8. Right there with you. I love to cook and I'm decent (despite my posts in this thread). One thing I asked for on our wedding registry (I was 40 for context) was a decent set of knives. I think they were like $120 on Macy register. One of my groomsman who easily could be a professional chef called me and told me to take that crap off my list and bought me a set that was like $500. Also, two of my favorite skillets came from some a thrift store like good will. One is perfect for omelets that i use about once a week and the other was a Sur La Table (about $120) that needed about an hour of scrubbing with some bartenders friend.
  9. Trash nachos with herdez Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  10. Who had Martin Perez with 3 Quality starts in 5 GS?
  11. Yeah, that's where I got the idea. I didn't want mess with the smoker when I only making a few. Half had jalapenos. Would definitely not recommend. They really just came out tasteless. Basically tasted like cornflakes....
  12. Still drunk. Here's some triscuits with some sliced cheese and some hot sauce Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  13. Bacon wrapped oreos. Because I'm drunk Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  14. My man. Wouldn't believe the amount of times I've done this and wound up rewatching Band of Brothers or a Godfather 1 & 2 then Goodfellas binge
  15. Funny enough. My wife has figured out that if she takes the kids anywhere Saturday or Sunday morning, I'll put my headphones on and listened to NCAA/MLB/NFL/Whatever pregrame shows and get all the chores done. As long as we don't have anything we have to do, she'll take the kids to the park or something. I'll clean until noon and then go get some lunch and a beer or two.
  16. For me. I used to read alot. Like at least one book a week. But with kids and work. I may get 3 or 4 books a year now. So, sans family, being able to get up drink coffee and read would be awesome for me. Ideally, this would coincide with opening day of MLB or the 1st round of the NCAA BB tournament. Read until the first game starts then open a beer and watch sports for the rest of the day.
  17. Exact same thing happened to me yesterday.
  18. Also, did Lavrov just invite the Mossad into this shit?
  19. My wife doesn't drink. I do. She now regularly drives after we've been out to dinner or whatever. But, when we were dating. We went somewhere where I only had two beers. Got in a small argument over me driving. I said "My driving after two beers is still better than completely sober." But I relented and gave her the keys. She promptly drove over the concrete parking block in front of our parking space....
  20. People who don't use their turn signal.
  21. Alexandra Bannister is going to be on only fans...
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