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Jameslaw121

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  1. I took my kid camping (he was like 8). Told him we were going to use a map to get around. Him : "Do I look like F*ing Dora???"
  2. You guys think Charlie Wilson is in heaven with the biggest stiff dick hard on right now???
  3. Series wins against the Mariners and Angels without deGrom or Seager. I'm cool with that
  4. The British Empire Building is part of Rockefeller Center. Check Mate.
  5. I have a set of flip flops I only use in the house. We have three dogs that shed with hardwood floors. I can't stand feeling dog hair or little bits of dirt they bring to the house on my feet.
  6. When I'm at a light and the driver of the car is fucking around on their phone and doesn't go at the green light. And the second driver doesn't honk.. I'm irrationally more angry at the second driver.....
  7. I would not be surprised to see NATO evolved to be a new version of the UN without Russia and China and with more bite when it comes to stopping wars and genocides.
  8. So.... She's single then???
  9. Never heard of in being called a grinder. And I ain't googling that to find out.
  10. I'm not worried about Dunning starting. I'm worried that he'll only go 4-5 innings then we have to go to our bullpen for 4-5 innings....
  11. I fucking hate that...
  12. Tucker Carlson got fired. Now Greg Abbott doesn't have to do his bidding....
  13. Duran's OPS is .880. Last year LF OPS was .508. Heim, Jung, Grossman and Jankowski are all +.100 better than they were last year. Our starting pitching is average almost an inning more per start. I like watching this team
  14. Sorry. reading. how does it work....
  15. What about Duran in LF?
  16. NSC Spokesman Joh Kirby said 80K wounded 20K KIA
  17. Left over egg salad. Over generic target version on Ritz crackers. Some hot sauce and paprika...
  18. Remember when the knock on him was that he didn't have any power????
  19. I'm still holding out for 87 wins
  20. Yes, please pitch a complete 1 run game with no errors.....
  21. Well, the good new is, we should have pretty much our entire bull pen available outside of Sborz and Hernandez (and maybe Dunning). The bad news is they all suck right now.....
  22. Well... That sucked
  23. Probably accurate in most cases.
  24. Dunning hasn't pitched in a few days? Anything going on or just a fluke?
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