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Elvis

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  1. Several years ago I picked "Respectfully" as my closing prior to signature for professional emails that are formal. I don't see anyone else using it and I think it sounds good. I use "Sincerely" as an alternate depending on the message. I leave the thank you's in body of the message. Dear Bitch, Please suck my dick. Thank you! Respectfully, Elvis The King of Rock & Roll 512-212-3355 mobile elvis@sunstudios1956.com
  2. Anywhere to stream this for free? I have Prime, Netflix, and HBONow. No other TV service at the moment.
  3. My Canon MDF8350cdn is a big bad bitch. Heavy as shit though. Document feeder is the tits for scanning in contracts and stuff. Color copying is super fast. I think it cost about $500 and the toner lasted well over a year under business use. Buying a full set of color and black refills set me back another $400 or maybe $500 a few years ago but I don't expect it to run out for several more years. Rarely jams.
  4. Fuck you, you fucking racist asshole.
  5. No shit Obama. That's why everyone with insurance was pissed that you fucked it up for us.
  6. Elvis

    Gym Pet Peeves

    No shit. That gym sucks. I've never seen that. Evan the fatties show off their rhino butt and moose knuckle in see through pants these days.
  7. If you think your budget is $100k make that $150k. Don't forget furniture, lamps, rugs, painting rooms multiple times to get the right color, electronics, speakers, Cat6 wiring, window treatments, tv mounts, door bells, closet packages, storage solutions, garage remodel, probably a new garage door and opener, power washing everything, debris removal. It's a helluvalot. Better make that $200k. I spent 6 months last year as the designer and GC on a full gut and remodel on my house that is only 14 years old due to a water pipe bursting while out of town. Kitchen not gutted but my wife told my cabinet repair guy to change the color of the cabinets while I was out of town. That added 15 days and a bunch of BS stopping all other work. Cabinet pulls cost another grand. Then we needed to update the kitchen backsplash...$1250. Shit never ends. Now I had the vision and the skills to design and draw everything, so sorry I can't comment on the designer part. I considered one, but I never got one to show up. Managing multiple subs and material suppliers was a fuckton of work, and I kept my day job. Luckily, I work from home when not traveling for sales meetings, so I just lived in my truck in the driveway all day every day - managing the job and taking conference calls. I lost 28 pounds and became a legitimate alcoholic last year doing that shit. Sample from one of my spreadsheets below. Total 146751.57 Demo Lawler Tech Demo 2650.00 2650 Electrical Lawler+Joe Electrical 6275.00 Electrical Changes Electrical Materials 3750.00 Framing Lawler Framing 4280.00 4280.00 Framing Changes Walls Lawler Dry, tex, paint 9285.00 9285.00 Changes Doors First Source Doors, casing 4857.20 7747.20 Bob Roper Labor 1790.00 Doorhardwarecenter Handles 1100.00 Finished Carpentry Bob Front Door Cap Labor 125.00 7750.00 Front Door Cap Mat 100.00 Mud Bench Labor 750.00 Mud Bench Materials 300.00 Book Case Labor 750.00
  8. I picked up my 2008 997 Carrera S cab 6spd a couple of years ago at the bottom of the depreciation curve (or close to it I think). Grabbed it with only 31k miles on it and a great options list. $109k sticker for $44k. Not my only car so I've only put 5k miles on it in 2 years and not a single expense other than 2 oil changes and some mild mods. She's a real peach.
  9. I was there. 16yo.
  10. Oma and Opa My kids call my wife's parrents Noni and Paba, and my dad is Pappa. My mom died before they were morn, RIP mamma!
  11. My 8 year old is getting pretty good with his first solo win yesterday. But he woke up this morning telling me about nightmares of clowns breaking into our house and killing me, so I'm going to unplug that shit for a few days.
  12. Surly won't let me upload a file or use a URL for my Avatar. Is that shit broken right now or is Elvis to old to figure this shit out?
  13. What do you consider a big enough dose J? Remember you're talking to Elvis here.
  14. ok adding this to my watchlist
  15. The Patriot is possibly the best show ever made.
  16. hahaha. I'm interested!
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