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Elvis

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  1. In 8th grade, my sprint relay team was working handoffs on the varsity track. We were working out next to the varsity girls that were practicing for state competition. We challenged them and their coach. We completely smoked them by 50 yards. probably not good for the girls morale, but track coaches noticed some upcoming stud sprinters.
  2. I love when Artie cooks the rabbit that he shot for eating his garden. He later pointed his rabbit rifle at Tony, probably as an analogy for eating his garden.
  3. 4.4 early then 4.6 senior
  4. Buying her a Porsche helped too.
  5. The fingernail got her. I think it was the art/horse girl was the last straw. Or maybe the one legged Russian.
  6. 5,10 and 135 pounds. I was really fast. Heck we were all running high 10s and low 11s. Then I gained 25 pounds and 2 inches. Fast outside line backer. 3A ball in west Texas. Olympic levels are high 9s low 10s. My coach pissed me off too. That’s another reason I quit. We won Regionals sophomore year. Then coach let our best athlete challenge me for my 3rd leg spot for the state race. (He wasn’t running track until the baseball schedule thinned out.) He made us race out of blocks instead of a handoff race. He won by a nose and let him run. He dropped the batton during the race. Womp womp. Fuck you coach. Plus, the next year, my GF was a freshman at TCU and I didn’t want to miss any parties. Fake ID, credit card, and parents let me hit Ft Worth for sorority parties.
  7. That looks a lot like my Seiko in the affordable watches thread. Glad you're ok doc.
  8. I was running 11.3 in 8th grade and my best time was 10.9 sophomore year. I started gaining weight for football and lost enough speed to not make the sprint relay anymore, so I skipped track season Jr and Sr year (girls and beer instead). Anyway, I coach 2 flag football teams, and sometims I'll run with the kids. It's damn hard to beat them on the short sprints. Once I get to stride my long legs get me ahead of them. But these 12yo kids are super fast. I'm guessing mid 13s for 100m for the fastest ones. So, if I didn't have a heart attack at 70m, I think I could pull in a sub 14 still. With training I could beat him. Also, pulling flags is insanely hard compared to tackling a sunufabitch.
  9. Congragtulations! Around August there will be a Swimsuit Fashion Week on Southbeach. Try to be there. Hang out or stay at the hotel called The One (not the Four Seasons). Everything else is easy. I really couldn't imagine trying to stay alive there for more than a year. Like a Leaving Las Vegas year. Oh yeah, my family bought a beach front mansion about 2 hours away from Miami this year.....so I'll probably be around.
  10. Above average.
  11. What does that mean? My Pentair Hummer Platinum still works, but I spend $200+ in tires and bags. Hoes every five years too. Are you saying the electric is the way to go? Please explain.
  12. For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning. Yeah. I used it.
  13. Great thread. Five stars.
  14. That kid is gonna love drugs.
  15. Damn. Been there.
  16. Hard to keep up with myself.
  17. Yeah getting there. Except I just had my best year ever. I had to stroke a huge check to the IRS. Got me all pissy and drunk.
  18. I’m fun Bobby. Tough spot for my internal organs. Not bad for my smile and junk. Work hurtin too.
  19. We’llI guess I’ll hold it. Son is hitting all the standards for a truck at 15-16. 1. Straight A’s 2. First chair 3. Starter LB and TE 4. Girlfriend…….he’s working on it he’s a stud
  20. Ok, where do I buy back all my Sports Illustrated VHS tapes. I want them back.
  21. Don’t fly American Airlines. Evar.
  22. Thanks for sharing
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