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Elvis

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  1. That place looks like this place....
  2. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    The list is long, but distinguished. Like my Johnson.
  3. I don't know if this is the right application, but I really like my Epoxy-Coat floor in the garage. https://epoxy-coat.com/
  4. Expensive automatic watches that don't work anymore. They probably cost a grand to fix each. That's a tough grand to spend. Each.
  5. Correct. Theta house.
  6. Who did you're homework for you? Not an easy A. Although I did get several other A's in thermo and orbital mechanics.
  7. I just re-watched Chernobyl on HBO two days ago. I don't think it works like that. It might be a magic trick. I also spent a month (after watching Chernobyl the first time) learning about nukular stuff, because I realized I didn't understand it well, which bothered me as an engineer and a man.
  8. Well that's a shame. I'm glad I got my partying done in the 90s and early oughts.
  9. This one was immediate for me. Fucking Banion? Allways an asshole.
  10. Then you better like dicks. Lots of dicks.
  11. Maybe I was in a bad mood, but I couldn't take this nonsense show yesterday. I only made it about 10 minutes through Ep1. Maybe I should get high and try again. I ususally like the Concords/Jumanji guy.
  12. I probably would have shot it to death.
  13. Wife looking to book our vacations, and she’s complaining about flight prices. I said gas prices are high, it’s going to be expensive. She says, “we’re not DRIVING to Florida!”
  14. Except for the crashing part. No wait. They both crashed. One of them was ……
  15. Sounds a lot like the scenario in the movie Flight.
  16. Elvis

    Shit My Kid Says

    It’s well documented
  17. Damn that could be a country song. Where’s Blake Shelton when you need him.
  18. So I got sick of birds watering themselves and their grubs in my spa spillways. I bought a pellet gun. I would be prone about 6 feet inside the house pointing out the back door. Yes that was necessary. The birds would fly if they heard the door or me. It was great fun until I shot one. Flipping and flopping and bleeding and dying in my hot tub. Also, I heard a window break about 90 yards away. I returned the gun that day.
  19. I don’t feel as big now
  20. $325 50” Roku Tv going on 4 years. Just sayin.
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