Jump to content

Upgrayedd

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3482
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Upgrayedd

  1. How long is it going to take you to sail down here? 8:30 PM kick.
  2. Don’t be superstitious. It’s bad luck.
  3. You know the definition of a fierce competitor? The one that comes in first and third in a circle jerk.
  4. It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid.
  5. You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick, four fucking wheels and a seat!
  6. Lulz there's a call script . . . CALL SCRIPT: Receptionist: Hello. Thank you for calling our office. You: Hello my name is ____. Today I’m calling to urge [REPRESENTATIVE NAME] to support a transparent audit of votes in our state to protect all legal votes. There have been proven irregularities nationwide, including with electronic voting systems. Receptionist: Great. We will make a note of this for the Representative. Is there anything else I can help you with? You: No, thank you. I’m only calling to ask [REPRESENTATIVE NAME] to support electoral transparency and integrity, with an urgent audit of both ballots AND electronic voting systems.
  7. I think you have two captain states and line up the the other states and pick teams. I could be wrong though.
  8. Helmet with bluetooth speakers 🙂
  9. I’m not and I’m getting tired of telling my lawyer how to lawyer.
×
×
  • Create New...