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Player

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  1. Needs a square for the suspicious person/vehicle descriptors that aren't really helpful at all. Hair: Black Build: Medium Top: Red Make: GM or Ford? Model: Sedan Color: Grey
  2. Frosted Flake cheesy squash? Count Chocula collard greens?
  3. How did he fuck that up? It’s right there on the side of the gotdamn bucket.
  4. the sound of the skateboard connecting to that guy’s skull was like a double lined to left-center. Very crisp.
  5. That dog has seen some shit, man.
  6. Fragile, eh? Was it an Italian accordion?
  7. “I’m Bluto, and I’m a wood eater. I’m partial to kitchen cabinets, but I occasionally dabble in baseboards and table legs.”
  8. 4 game series, so let’s salvage the split today, treat the angels pitchers like piñatas over the weekend, and then fuck up the Royals and Rangers at home. Boom. We’re going streaking!
  9. Did she slap a Yeti sticker up on his doghouse so the other dogs in the neighborhood will know how cool he is?
  10. Did Angel Hernandez receive any kind of disciplinary action? Regardless, he's still a cocksucker.
  11. I hope he ends up with a gold jacket and his bust in Canton. But this particular pair of cleats is already on display there. Trying to find a pic from our visit a couple of years ago.
  12. Kempin’ ain’t easy!
  13. Much better than mine. So far this gomer has asked: do they ever open the roof? does it ever sell out? do they come around with beer, or do you have to go back up top? is that Yuli Gurriel? (while looking at a pic of Gurriel on his phone) He also asked my wife if she was finished with her water bottle so he could use it as a spittoon. He’s as frustrating to listen to as our offense is to watch.
  14. Icono - I just want you to know that I’m praying for you... ...to be deported, after you get your ass kicked by some white supremacist maga fuckwits.
  15. You down with PMP? Yeah, you know me.
  16. Is you serious? Is you illiterati?
  17. is there video of the rattler meeting his demise? because that would be pretty cool
  18. More out of shape than T White?
  19. I’d love to hear more about what your FIL’s thoughts were after that interview, and for that matter, throughput the case.
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